FAMED TRASH is the brainchild brainfart of Garbage Man (not his real name), a nondescript Hollywood insider with hi-speed internet access and a Wired Mag subscription.

He can currently be seen skipping around L.A. and giggling like a 4-year old having successfully sold his small pet to the big boys for a burger and two cases of beer.

If you see him, tell him he did good.