Moe Slitz

July 27th, 2005

Brooke Burke’s back on the market

Brooke Burke and husband Brooke and her plastic surgeon/husband have called it quits.

I expect her calender sales to hit the roof within the next 30 minutes.

“We are saddened to announce that we have mutually decided to separate after seven years together. Although our careers have taken us in different directions the past few years, we have a great deal of respect for one another and remain committed to raising our two children together,” Burke and Fisher said in a statement issued to PEOPLE.

Different directions?? Really?

Dude, you’re a plastic surgeon who’s known for his tit-jobs and she’s a TV host known for her tits!

Why on earth would you even expect your careers to move into the same direction?! Am I missing something here?

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