Moe Slitz

July 27th, 2005

Paris & Paris are still going strong

Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis Is it me or is Star Magazine full of shit?

As the summer holiday season hots up for the world’s jet-setting celebrities, two of America’s most famous heiresses have descended on super-chic St Tropez.

Sizzling siblings Paris and Nicky Hilton made the most of their glamorous escapade, relaxing on the $30,000-per-night yacht Insignia.

Mmm, looks like the Latsis clan prefers lil Latsis charters a yacht than have the Hiltons set foot on one of theirs.

Can’t really blame them.

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Moe Slitz

4 Comments

  1. Ugh. Paris squared is completely nauseating. How those to hooked up is beyond me…oh, wait. No it’s not. They’re both heirs to billions and have the same name. No wonder!

  2. I’m starting to believe that Paris Hilton doesn’t really exist.

    She’s like a figment of the media to sell tabloids.

    I mean, c’mon, nobody can be that vile.

  3. But we sure can try!

  4. We sure can!
    In fact, I always do!

    Once I figure out how to overcome the whole performance anxiety thing, I’ll be home free to leak my tapes to the tabloids.

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