Scientology passes on Katie’s face
Did you ever stop and wonder what caused those nasty cold sores on Katie’s face?
No?
Fair enough. I didn’t either. But Lloyd Grove did and this is what he found out:
At Lowdown’s request, Manhattan dermatologist Paul Frank examined photographs of the future Mrs. Cruise.
“Although I can’t say for sure, this looks like a cold-sore attack,” Frank said. “Niacin shouldn’t trigger cold sores.”
Well then, what does?
“Stress is the No. 1 cause,” he replied. “God knows Scientology stresses me out!”
Reps for Cruise and Holmes didn’t return phone calls, and a Scientology official said: “Whatever you see on her face has got nothing to do with us. It’s insulting that you would ask such a thing.”
At least now we know that Scientologists aren’t shallow like the rest of L.A.
It’s what’s on the inside that counts, right? Right!









