Brad is back in black
Brad Pitt may very well be missing the sensitivity chip, but that doesn’t mean he’s gonna go out like a punk and become the butt of all jokes come this Friday:
In the new issue of Vanity Fair, a still heartsick Jennifer Aniston makes a swipe at soon-to-be ex-husband Brad Pitt’s spiky ultra blond hairstyle: “Billy Idol called, he wants his look back.”
Now she can polish off some Goth jokes.
On Wednesday’s “Access Hollywood,” waitress Carol Sexton reveals that on Tuesday, Aug. 2 Pitt and rumored-but-still-not-confirmed new squeeze, Angeline Jolie [sic], stopped in at her Lake Havasu, Arizona IHOP for breakfast — Vive La French toast for him, pancakes and bacon for the lady.
Sexton goes on to share that Pitt has apparently dyed his hair black as well. Whether this is a sign that it’s not just women who tend to make drastic physical changes when they get (or get rid of) a significant other, for a role or an attempt at anonymity is unknown.
Carol Sexton?? That’s an inside joke, right?
I mean, c’mon, who makes up these names?
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