Demi & Ashton like to ’splash’ around
Who would have thought, Demi and Ashton’s sex life is as exciting as reheating pizza in the microwave:
Demi Moore doesn’t discuss pregnancy rumors in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. But she and Ashton Kutcher are obviously trying.
A fun night at home for the 42-year-old actress and her 27-year-old beau is “sharing a bath with one another and watching Court TV. Snuggling up naked.”
Her ideal night out?
“Going out dancing … and going to the movies and having no-butter popcorn, holding hands… and then maybe the bathtub, or swimming naked in the pool.”
Okay, okay. We get the picture.
“The next phase?” Moore muses. “The growth of our family. Which is all the things we truly desire … to expand our family.”
Rub-a-dub-dub, baby in the tub.
Rub-a-dub-dub, I think I’m gonna throw up.
Oops, too late…









