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August 19th, 2005

Jake knocks up Kirsten

Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst Well, at least that’s what the tabloids want us gullible readers to believe:

Kirsten Dunst has sparked speculation she’s pregnant, after she was photographed with her on-off beau Jake Gyllenhaal looking at prenatal vitamins.

The “Spider-Man” beauty, 23, was seen studying a box of New Chapter Organics Perfect Prenatal dietary supplements at Hollywood’s Whole Foods market on Saturday.

According to In Touch Weekly, Gyllenhaal contributed to the effort by grilling an employee for more information about the product.

Call me crazy, but I think they were buying the vitamins for someone else. I mean, I just can’t see this happening.

Come on, someone please tell me that he did not knock this woman up.

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4 Comments

  1. The only woman Jake wants to impregnate it me.

  2. The only woman I don’t want to impregnate is Kirsten.

    (I think that’s enough therapy for today)

  3. Do you think she’s really pregnant? Usually doctors give women pre-natal vitamins or write a prescription for them, at least that’s been my case both times with two different doctors.

    I can’t figure this one out.

  4. No I don’t buy it. I’m not even sure if she was buying pre-natal vitamins.

    I checked out the isle and couldn’t find the pre-natal vitamins.

    She either bought the whole supply or the paparazzi *gasp* are making stuff up.

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