Moe Slitz

August 2nd, 2005

Jessica Simpson’s facials

Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson may be ditzy, but she ain’t lazy. When the big beauty product gigs don’t come knocking, she gets proactive:

JESSICA Simpson seems to be fudging the truth on the brand of acne medicine that cleared up her formerly pimple-plagued face. The “Dukes of Hazzard” blondeshell has said in interviews that she zapped her zits with the strong prescription medicine Accutane. But once Simpson was hired as a spokesmodel for Proactiv, she changed her tune. On Proactiv’s Web site, she now sings that product’s praises.

At last we know how she zapped her zits.

Now if only I could figure out how she zapped her brain I might be able to solve the riddle that is Jessica Simpson.

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