Jessica wants to do Shakespeare
I don’t know about you, but I want whatever Jessica Simpson is smoking:
Jessica Simpson is desperate to hone her acting skills on the London stage - but will consider nothing less than a role in a William Shakespeare play.
The 25-year-old beauty, who plays sex-bomb Daisy Duke in the big screen version of The Dukes of Hazzard, now considers herself a seasoned actress and is convinced a classic production would finally eradicate her dumb blonde image.
Simpson says: “When I arrived in England the first thing I did was go straight to the Globe Theatre. For me that is the home of acting and writing.
“I have always loved Shakespeare. That’s the job I want - anything at the Globe.”
In related news, the Globe is currently casting the role of “Dumb Blonde” in a William Shakespeare play.
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I think unintelligent people think of plays, and immediately think Shakespeare. Just like my brother when he was deciding to get me something for Christmas. What do smart people like? Calculators and the Guinness Book of World Records! True story. I’m making a list this year.
by aShelteredTown on August 25th, 2005 @ 8:18
Your brother got you a Shakespeare play for Christmas??
What the hell?!
by Garbage Man on August 25th, 2005 @ 13:33
Either that or a calculator. I’d prefer the play, even though I hate Shakespeare.
by aShelteredTown on August 25th, 2005 @ 13:58
Go for the Guinness Book of World Records!
You’re better than Jessica.
by Garbage Man on August 25th, 2005 @ 16:21