Moe Slitz

August 24th, 2005

Kate Moss makes a crackhead move

Kate Moss Yes, it appears Kate Moss has decided to move to Los Angeles to get away from her sweetheart crackhead:

IS Kate Moss moving to Los Angeles to get away from her crackhead boyfriend Pete Doherty? Our sources say Moss just plunked down $3 million on a condo in the tony Sierra Towers building on Doheny Drive. Her neighbors in the building are Lindsay Lohan, Matthew Perry and “Star Caps” diet guru Nikki Haskell. Moss last fled to L.A. two months ago when she and Doherty briefly broke up. They’re back together but friends and family have begged her to leave the crack cocaine and heroin user.

This begs the question, why on earth would you move to L.A. if you want to get away from crackheads??

I don’t get it.

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4 Comments

  1. A friend and I are road tripping to LA. Now I’m definately bringing a camera, I wouldn’t want to miss a Kate Moss siting! I’ll send in all my hot, juicy pics of hot juicy celebs that I see hanging out at Target. Famed Trash comes first, sugar-pie.

  2. LOL! Sounds like a plan.

    I can already feel panic seeping through the Hollywood trenches as word gets around that the world’s first female paparazzi is planning to roar into town.

    But you would have to do better than Target to get lucky. How about Wal Mart? Or maybe 7-11?

  3. I wouldn’t want to run into you at 7-11, grabbin a jumbo dog. Or maybe I would, wear something fancy.

  4. Ok, I’ll try, but I’m not making any promises. See, my mom’s the one picking out my clothes and for some reason she still doesn’t trust me with the key to my closet.

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