Kelly Carlson protects her face
Kelly Carlson’s convinced that men only want one thing - to sexually violate her face.
Who can blame her with friends like these:
KELLY Carlson (above) got a bonus when she played a merchandising porn star on the second season of “Nip/Tuck” - a life-size sex doll exactly in her image. “She’s in my living room. I put pants and a sweater on her to make her a non-sexual being. I have to warn people about her, because she’s a little freaky,” comely Carlson tells Stuff magazine. “So many people have told me to sell her on eBay, but it freaks me out what people would do with her. She has my face, so I’m protective. I don’t want her to get sexually violated.”
You just know those “friends” are trying desperately to get their… er… hands on that doll face: “Oh yeah, if I were you I would totally just get rid of that creepy thing and sell it on eBay. Umm, by the way, could you let me know when the auction starts?”
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