Lohan crushes Hollywood bottom feeder
PR stunts are not what they used to be.
Gone are the good ol’ days when stars would get hitched on the Eiffel tower before a scheduled press conference or jump on daytime talk show couches to lend credibility to their futile efforts.
Sigh. Yeah, those were the days…
Despite what you may have read, Hollywood bottom feeder Mitch Mortaza is not dating Lindsay Lohan.
For the past several weeks, some apparent associates of Mortaza�party promoters linked to the Cabana and Spider clubs in L.A.�have been e-mailing “exclusive tips” to various publications chronicling a tumultuous romance between the teen queen and the 31-year-old TV producer. Several of the tips have been printed nearly verbatim. None of them appear to be true.
Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane, says the starlet doesn’t even know him: “I’ve got tabloid reporters calling me every day with these same items, saying they heard he was seen outside Cartier buying her a ring�all from the same source. She’s not dating him. There is no way they are together. She’s in Long Island with her family and will be returning to L.A. in ten days. I think Mitch needs to get a life.
Or a better PR rep.









