Moe Slitz

August 16th, 2005

Martha’s staff wants free water

Martha Stewart Well, if anyone can turn a multimillion dollar estate into a pseudo sweatshop it’s Martha Stewart:

A woman claiming to be a disgruntled worker at Stewart’s Bedford estate called yesterday to claim that “morale is extremely low” among the two dozen cooks, maids, gardeners and maintenance men working there. “There’s no health insurance and no retirement benefits, and now she has canceled the Poland Spring contract, so we don’t even get free water,” said our source. “All this while she bought herself an Aston Martin and a French bulldog.”

I love it how we progressed from the usual “working for the jailbird sucks” to “morale is extremely low”.

Martha sure knows how to spread the love.

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2 Comments

  1. My mexican works for less than your mexican.

  2. They should print that on ponchos.

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