Moe Slitz

August 1st, 2005

Nick & Jessica: Still no divorce

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey Just when I was ready to give up all hope, a glimmer of good fortune rounds the corner.

That’s right. Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey may have finally done signed the dirty deed:

This seemingly informed bunch says these beauties have, in fact, already hired divorce lawyers. They go so far as to say that, in fact, divorce papers were already drawn up. Wait. They go an inch further. Said big ears and big mouths actually said that the papers have, in fact, actually been signed. Signed!

I refuse to believe that. I refuse to believe that Jessica Simpson can actually write.

It’s probably just a passport photo of her nodding ‘yes’.

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7 Comments

  1. It’s probably not true but if it is, nothing suprises me anymore!

  2. I hear a divorce is imminent.
    I’m not surprised. Her career took off, his evaporated.
    She probably feels like she can trade up.
    See: Halle Berry/Eric Benét.

  3. You know what? I think you’re right! LOL!
    Page Six has more of the dirt from Monday.

  4. Monday’s story continues:

    http://www.nypost.com/gossip/cindy.htm

  5. LOL! Cindy sure loves her Nick & Jessica dirt.

  6. Omg! It seems to me that everyone with a BIG STORY is coming out with a BIG MOVIE….im sure these actors love the publicity!

  7. should we beleive anything that comes from those rags we all love to hate but can’t live without …nick was on regis and kelly today co-hosting and said that infact the are happier now than they ever have been

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