Nick & Jessica: The end is close
I can’t say I’m all that suprised to hear that this may very well be the real thing:
Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. Mr. and who-knows-how-long Mrs. Lachey have recently not spent all their time denying she’ll take the high road and he’ll take the low road. Some of this time has been spent divvying up assets. […]
TV shows and magazines called to get more since nobody was saying anything. I wouldn’t offer more. All I’m saying today is, that as of this minute � late Tuesday � I have heard no shriek. Nobody complaining I’m a dumb, stupid, imbecilic idiot jerk who doesn’t know what I’m slobbering about. In fact, there are small, tiny little reports flickering out that they are confirming a divorce settlement has been, in fact, “executed.”
I hate to say “I told you so”, but let’s face it, I don’t get to talk nearly enough.
*does the robot*
38% of you were wrong, wrong, wrong!
I guess there’s only space for one in the General Lee on the winding road to stardom.
No C-list celebrity hitchhikers husbands allowed.
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