TV Networks encourage bestiality
At least that’s what Simon says:
[Simon] Cowell’s mobile rings every few minutes. Sometimes it’s his mother, Julie, calling from her home in Brighton to tick him off for being too rude during the first episode of the new series of The X Factor (The ITV show attracted 6.6 million viewers - 40 per cent of the audience - on Saturday night.) Sometimes, it’s a US TV network, asking whether he is ready to accept a $25 million offer to host his own chat show.
With another hit show under his belt and lucrative offers from Hollywood, Cowell has every reason to smile. So it is unusual to hear him dismiss the X-Factor as “culturally insane” and his own talents “crap”, then saying his career is “one bad move away from being totally f*****”. […]
“If you are in a show that is successful in America, everybody loves you. I get these offers all the time which are so tempting but I have to keep reminding myself that I would be rubbish at all of them and, if I did them, I’d make a complete arse of myself and my career would be over.”
Cowell has been offered the chance to host his own chat show by all the big US networks. One network offered him $25 million to do whatever he wanted, in any hour on the schedule. “I could have dressed up in women’s clothing and cavorted with barnyard animals and they would have said: ‘Great. We love it.’”
Sounds like Simon’s been meeting with NBC.









