Moe Slitz

August 26th, 2005

Weirdoes heart Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston First she got jacked by a panty sniffer and now she’s getting “congenial visits” from the delusional. It never gets boring to be Jennifer Aniston, does it?

Yeah, that’s what I thought:

A man who allegedly walked into Jennifer Aniston’s home and said he was looking for the actress was arrested Thursday for investigation of trespassing, the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department said.

David Hesterbey, 48, of Santa Barbara was arrested by sheriff’s deputies who found him walking along the beach near Aniston’s home around noon, authorities said.

Sheriff’s Sgt. Ken Scheurn said two of Aniston’s employees told deputies a man walked into the actress’ home on the Pacific Coast Highway north of Los Angeles and told one of them he was “looking for Jennifer.”

When the second employee confronted the man, he became startled and fled the house, jumping a fence and running toward the beach, authorities said.

That’s what happens when you date Vince Vaughn… every moron thinks you’re an easy lay.

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