Casanova star Sienna Miller has confirmed Jude Law is history.At the London premier of her new film, she was asked if she had any advice for single women on their own for Valentine’s Day.

“Just stay single. Stick together with your girlies,” reports Press Association.

… and gang up on unsuspecting, boyfriend-stealing nannies.

HOLLYWOOD megastar Tom Cruise is furious royal biographer Andrew Morton is using a gay porn actor to investigate his private life. […]Morton, who collaborated with Princess Diana to produce an account of her troubled life, is paying 58-year-old Paul Baressi to help him with his warts-and-all book about Cruise.

Baressi has starred in 25 gay porn films but now works as a private investigator in LA.

“I am a key source of information regarding several things,” Baressi said.

Baressi claims to have provided Morton with documentation regarding a bizarre episode in which Cruise, 43, was falsely accused of having a homosexual encounter while shooting the film Eyes Wide Shut in the UK.

Yesterday Cruise’s lawyer Bert Fields said the actor would sue Morton and New York-based publishers St Martin’s Press if they used the letter he wrote in response to try to cast aspersions on Cruise’s sexuality.

“I wrote a letter to Mr Morton back in November and said he obviously was entitled to write the book but ‘make sure you check your facts’,” Mr Fields said. “If he tries to use my letter to create the impression that Mr Cruise did have a gay affair, we will certainly sue … because the story is false.

“Mr Cruise is not gay.”

There you go. The man ain’t gay. His lawyer said so.

Okay people, brace yourselves! I think we are looking at the first strike (or is it ‘bang’?) of another Paris Hilton sex-tape scandal publicity orgy.

Ummm, at least that’s what my online-german-translator tells me. I think.

It appears, according to this German paper, Paris Hilton is currently busy trying to perfect the dictionary definition of “vengeful bitch” by lusciously leaking disturbing pics of her “I-did-Val-Kilmer-because-he-said-I-was-famous-for nothing” phase.

Well Val, looks to me like she’s famous for being a little vengeful.

But then again, I could be wrong…