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February 10th, 2006

Paris Hilton pulls out a Val Kilmer

Okay people, brace yourselves! I think we are looking at the first strike (or is it ‘bang’?) of another Paris Hilton sex-tape scandal publicity orgy.

Ummm, at least that’s what my online-german-translator tells me. I think.

It appears, according to this German paper, Paris Hilton is currently busy trying to perfect the dictionary definition of “vengeful bitch” by lusciously leaking disturbing pics of her “I-did-Val-Kilmer-because-he-said-I-was-famous-for nothing” phase.

Well Val, looks to me like she’s famous for being a little vengeful.

But then again, I could be wrong…

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3 Comments

  1. Has there ever, in the entire, absurd roster of shadow celebrities and nobody media darlings, been so utterly empty, so purely famous for being famous, a piece of designer skankhood to rival Hilton?

    No? Didn’t think so.

    by Jacko on February 11th, 2006 @ 17:11

  2. eww shes giving him bird flu.. so are you back??

    by cherie on February 12th, 2006 @ 7:36

  3. She’s an STD vending machine.

    But, I think she needs to watch her back if she wants to defend her throne of “famous for being famous” skankhood. It’s a very competitive niche these days. Wouldn’t you agree, Jacko?

    P.S. Yes, Cherie, I hope I’m back. I just have to figure out a way to get past the big, bad corporate stop-blogging-about-trashy-celebs firewall… :)

    by G-Man on February 12th, 2006 @ 10:29

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