Call it a lucky break for Michelle Rodriguez: The former Lost actress was released from Los Angeles County Jail on Thursday after serving a mere four hours and 20 minutes of her two-month jail sentence.

“Needless to say, our prosecutors are not happy about this,” says a spokesperson for the L.A. City Attorney’s office. “But the sheriffs have a policy to let some nonviolent offenders go early, in part due to jail overcrowding.”

Rodriguez, 27, must perform 30 days of community service and is on two years probation.

The night of her release, the actress was spotted at the Tropicana Bar at the Roosevelt Hotel, and on Monday night at the Hollywood club Shag.

“Michelle’s happy with the way things turned out,” her friend, designer Anand Jon, tells PEOPLE. “She knows this wasn’t a literal get-out-of-jail-free card. Michelle’s taken responsibility for the past and now she’s ready to focus on her career.”

Ummm, so she’s ready to focus on her career, eh? Yeah, for some reason I really don’t see that happening.

It sure sounds like being pregnant is the new pink in Hollywood.

Sofia Coppola is expecting her first child with boyfriend Thomas Mars. The director of such acclaimed films as The Virgin Suicides and Lost in Translation is three months along, Coppola’s rep confirms to Us. The couple announced their pregnancy at the Cannes Film Festival where Coppola’s latest film, Marie Antoinette, premiered last week. Mars is the lead singer of the French band Phoenix, which makes a cameo serenading the French queen in Coppola’s film.

And while we’re on the subject of babies, let’s do a quickie baby news recap of the last few weeks:

• Brad and Angie.
• Mira and some guy.
• Gwen and Gavin.
• Kevin and some chick.
• Tom and Katie Kate.
• Brooke and some guy.

Am I missing anyone?

Or maybe Paris Hilton is just working her wit to land a big tampon gig. I mean let’s face it, not everyone can hit the Gillette jackpot:

So I got some really funny juicy shit…through a buddy who I actually picked up on the set (she was working as hair and makeup) I heard that in this video shoot the girls were laughing at Paris cause she got her *monthly bill* as she was getting her makeup and hair checked and that everyone ran out as Paris ran to the restroom as the blood dripped down her leg…they heard Paris and a girl friend of hers arguing on how dumb she is- knowing she was due only for Paris to say “I’m HOT and I can’t be HOt with a tampon on, besides, it doesn’t go w/ my outfit” she said Paris later called them bitch’s and made them promise not to say anything or she would take legal action…she tried to be cute about it but it didn’t work…LOL…they said it stunk so bad and that it was the nastiest thing they had ever seen…also that she’s so nasty and vain in person…she also wears loads of makeup and that its gut twisting to hear her talk on the phone as she talked more trash about Lindsey Lohan…at one point she compared a lil. weiner to Brandon (her buddy?) but then said it was Lindsey’s…also through out the whole day she was going around saying she was “HOT” and how everyone should treat like Royalty cause she was…TRUE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crazy kids. Just as I was starting to think that the toilet seat auction was a new low — BAM! She lowers the bar another fifty inches.

GORGEOUS Mariah Carey has insured her legs for $1billion after being signed up to front Gillette’s Legs Of A Goddess campaign.

A source close to the 36-year-old - whose single Say Something is out on June 5 - reveals: “The sum reflects her popularity.”

Well, I guess we all know what the next Paris Hilton PR stunt will be… insuring her annoying character for $5 billion.

Am I right or am I right?

Hilary Swank and husband Chad Lowe are divorcing, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

“Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe have jointly decided to divorce,” the couple’s lawyer, Jeffrey A. Bernstein, tells PEOPLE. “They continue to be friends and have the utmost respect for one another.”

Well, let’s just hope this doesn’t turn into the next “Charlie & Denise” show. I don’t think I’m ready for that kind of crazy commitment…

Tobey Maguire’s fiancée has been given a boost as she embarks on a career as a jeweler–Jennifer Aniston is a big fan of her designs. The former Friends star has been spotted wearing one of Jennifer Meyer’s necklaces as she promotes new movie The Break-Up and the future Mrs. Maguire is thrilled.

Meyer says, “I hit the jackpot. If somebody said, ‘Who do you aspire to wear your jewelry?’ I would have said Jen.”

Umm, okay, let’s backtrack for a moment and put things into perspective…

Jennifer Aniston - Star of The Break-Up
The Break-Up - A Universal Pictures Movie
Jennifer Meyer - Daughter of Ron Meyer
Ron Meyer - President of Universal Studios

Call me a cynic, but I think this is how it went down:

Ron Daddy: Who do you aspire to wear your jewelry?
Jen Meyer: Jen.
Ron Daddy: No problem. Anything else?

TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES closed off a public toilet in Hollywood yesterday (25MAY06) when they were caught short at a little league baseball game. The couple was watching a game featuring Cruise’s son CONNOR when they needed to take a toilet break. Bodyguards made sure the public loo was empty before the couple stepped inside. The minders then waited outside as the pair relieved themselves.

How romantic… the two lovebirds pee insync.

I don’t know about you, but I for one am convinced that their marriage is real. It has to be, right?

An enterprising German farmer is hoping to cash in on a recent Paris Hilton toilet break at his home by auctioning off the seat she sat on.

Hilton was caught short on a recent helicopter flight in Europe and demanded the pilot landed his toilet-free chopper, so she could pee.

The quick-thinking pilot realized he was close to a friend’s farmhouse and landed close by so his desperate passenger could relieve herself.

The farmer, who offered up his toilet, is now looking to auction the seat his celebrity guest sat on.

I don’t wanna crap on anyone’s cake or anything, but what if she toilet paper’d the toilet seat before sitting down? Then, technically, she wouldn’t really have sat on it, now would she?