Even Hilton’s crap is worth money
An enterprising German farmer is hoping to cash in on a recent Paris Hilton toilet break at his home by auctioning off the seat she sat on.
Hilton was caught short on a recent helicopter flight in Europe and demanded the pilot landed his toilet-free chopper, so she could pee.
The quick-thinking pilot realized he was close to a friend’s farmhouse and landed close by so his desperate passenger could relieve herself.
The farmer, who offered up his toilet, is now looking to auction the seat his celebrity guest sat on.
I don’t wanna crap on anyone’s cake or anything, but what if she toilet paper’d the toilet seat before sitting down? Then, technically, she wouldn’t really have sat on it, now would she?
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i’ll open the bidding at 2c
any takers?
by cherie on May 28th, 2006 @ 3:29
2c. Going once… Going twice… And sold to the
luckymortified woman in the back. Congratulations!by G-Man on May 29th, 2006 @ 9:19