It appears Lindsay Lohan has an uncanny knack for pissing off people:

The 19-year-old party girl annoyed editor Anna Wintour at a New York fashion awards dinner by apparently going to the loo six times in two hours, a spy tells the New York Post.

During the last trip Wintour was reportedly heard whispering to a Vogue staffer, “Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she won’t be invited to one of my events again.”

Lindsay should have been made aware that in the fashion industry “bathroom breaks” are capped at three per hour in order to manage the massive traffic around the sink. Models like to “powder” their nose too. Just ask Kate.

Is it possible that Shiloh isn’t the product of Brad Pitt’s “two pounds of cock“? The National Enquirer seems to think so:

“Angelina Jolie has been struggling with the most explosive Hollywood secret ever! Brad Pitt may not be the father of her newborn daughter, a source tells The Enquirer!”

Well, if it’s not Brad Pitt it’s probably Jonny Lee Miller.

[Source: Tabloid Whore]

LINDSAY LOHAN feels like the man when she falls in love, because she can’t stay faithful to her partner.

The MEAN GIRLS star insists she’s too young and has too many crushes to settle down with just one guy.

She tells style magazine Harper’s Bazaar, “I’ve become like the guy in relationships. Lately I just cannot be in a monogamous relationship. But there are people I want to date.”

Umm, what exactly does she mean by “lately“? Did she have a down phase that I missed?

What is Brad Pitt trying to tell us?

“Shiloh Pitt” in Swedish translates as “two pounds of cock”.

Well, I guess she really is daddy’s *little* girl…

[Source: popbitch]

Yes, it’s true. Jess will now only work with female dolphins due to, erm, challenging conditions while filming Flipper.

She revealed: “I don’t know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being.

“And they have long, long … penises.

“I didn’t know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude.

“I think I learned my lesson. I sort of request female dolphins after that because those are horny little b******s.”

I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact Jessica Alba was “hit on” by dolphins or the fact the Brits censor the word “bastards”…

Call it what you want: Deja Vu, Milli Vanilli or Wannabe Blondie. Fact is Paris Hilton is still unbearable and heavily sfx processed (Yes, that’s right! I know all about those little recording studio tricks. I didn’t bang a musician for nothing.)

[Source: Dlisted]

I guess if I were Tom Cruise, I would too:

Insiders reveal that Tom — fed up with what he apparently perceives as persistently lousy press — has started praying for journalists who make negative comments about him. The Lord of Inter-Galactic Cruise Control calls such newsmen “aberrations” — defined by Scientology as those afflicted by “departure from rational thought” — and is praying for the Supreme Being to grant them redemption.

Well Tom, if you’re fed up with your lousy press why not start seeing a shrink and try acting like a sane person for a change?

Remember, if you lose your mind, Xenu will have won.

So, this being my very first Famed Trash post, I was ready to tear up some shit and then I had to go stumble across this… Not fair. How am I supposed to trash this guy? He’s the cutest coolest:

Keanu Reeves, a self-described “vagabond,” is ready to settle down, he says – and that includes having a family. […]

“I’ve had a vagabond life,” he says. “There is a bit of the gypsy in me, and living that way seemed to make sense. I couldn’t settle down. I liked going to new places – renting apartments, staying in hotels. Then I turned 40. That birthday is hard, perhaps because you know you’re grown-up. So now it’s a makeover for me. I have bought my first house. I wanted a home.”

And now that he’s got the home, he’s searching for that special someone to share it with, which is probably not all that easy.

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Good times, everybody. I have found a new partner in crime - a self-proclaimed “gossip junkie” and “mean girl” from the “Valley”.

Say hello to Jaime, our new resident editor evil.

Journalists in Namibia covering the birth of the new messiah, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, are being subjected to harrassment, intimidation and threats. One journalist who was suspected of leaking the scoop that Angelina had given birth has been followed by a local heavy for days. She noticed a man hanging around her house, following her everywhere, so she went to the police. On her return to her house the man knocked on her door, introducing himself with the chilling phrase, “I am not a psychopath or a killer, but…”, before telling the stringer that he’d been hired to scare her: give her “a taste of her own medicine”. What’s even more galling is that the journalist was entirely innocent of being the leak. That award goes to an enterprising American female reporter who managed to check into the Cottage Medi-Clinic in Swakopmund, and shagged one of the doctors in order to get the scoop.

Whoa! I had no idea Paris Hilton was moonlighting as a reporter in Namibia.

[Source: Popbitch]