How to Lose a Girl in 90 Days
I guess it is true what they say, life really does imitate art or in Luke Wilson’s case a shitty chick flick:
LUKE Wilson admits he’s a real horror show when it comes to breaking up with girls. “Even if I want out, I don’t have the guts to just leave,” the star of “My Super Ex-Girlfriend,” who has dated Drew Barrymore and Gwyneth Paltrow, told Howard Stern on Sirius Satellite Radio. “I just start acting really surly and cranky until they leave me. I don’t think anything’s over the line when you want out. You see the fence, and you just start running for it.” Asked how long he has to act like a heel before a paramour flees in disgust, Wilson says, “I’d say you need 90 days. It’s almost like double time, though, because three months feels like six months because you’re so horrible to be with.”
Why not take a shortcut and start banging other chicks. I bet the soon-to-be-ex will get the hint in notime…
[Source: New York Post]
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