Snakes on a Plane buzz almost dead
Now that the whole Snakes on a Plane buzz is coming to an end, we thought we would do the Hollywood thing and try to cash in like the greedy punks that we are. Yeah, turns out the corporate jet lease is due, but our credit cards are maxed out. Good times. I guess time really does fly when you travel at the speed of sound…
Well, anywho, our initial plan was to just take a stroll down the street and hit the small bank with the funny roof. I know what you’re thinking: Awesome! Yeah, for some odd reason our parents were not that stoked. Word is they would not bail us out this time. Fuckers. So now we’re off to Plan B: Selling crappy tees over the internet.
Go ahead. Help a brother out. My lawyer says I’m too cute for prison. Buy some authentic Phfoker Gear. Fast!
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