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'Ashton Kutcher' Archive

June 21st, 2006

Who The Himbo?

Wilmer Valderrama and Lindsay Lohan

One word: Kevin Federline. He could be in the himbo hall of fame. Then there are the C-list himbos: guys like Wilmer Valderrama and Ashton Kutcher who attach themselves to A-list women. Kutcher was very C-list before he started dating Demi Moore. And Valderrama is totally C-list, but is always trying to move himself up the rungs with the women he dates.

In short, Hollywood himbos like to date Hollywood bimbos. Darwin would be so stoked…

[Via: Jossip]

TAGS: Celebs, Kevin Federline, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Dating, Wilmer Valderrama

August 15th, 2005

Demi & Ashton like to ’splash’ around

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Who would have thought, Demi and Ashton’s sex life is as exciting as reheating pizza in the microwave:

Demi Moore doesn’t discuss pregnancy rumors in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. But she and Ashton Kutcher are obviously trying.

A fun night at home for the 42-year-old actress and her 27-year-old beau is “sharing a bath with one another and watching Court TV. Snuggling up naked.”

Her ideal night out?

“Going out dancing … and going to the movies and having no-butter popcorn, holding hands… and then maybe the bathtub, or swimming naked in the pool.”

Okay, okay. We get the picture.

“The next phase?” Moore muses. “The growth of our family. Which is all the things we truly desire … to expand our family.”

Rub-a-dub-dub, baby in the tub.

Rub-a-dub-dub, I think I’m gonna throw up.

Oops, too late…

TAGS: Celebs, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Dating
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