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'Brandon Davis' Archive

June 16th, 2006

Team Trolls

I like how this guy’s mind works. I give him a quick shoutout and he comes back with this awesome picture proving for once and for all that the Davis’s really are a bunch of rich trolls in disguise.

Don’t be afraid, just click the picture to remove the makeup and see what ugly truth is lurking underneath. Brilliant shit!


TAGS: Celebs, Brandon Davis

Brandon needs help

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THE Davis dynasty of Beverly Hills is urging oily heir Brandon to enter a drug and alcohol rehab facility - but so far Brandon has resisted their pleas. […]

But while the unemployed Brandon is balking at entering a rehab facility because he thinks he doesn’t have a drug or alcohol problem, his family wants him to go for public-relations reasons.

Ever since the video surfaced, the Davis family has been shunned by young Hollywood, and matriarch Barbara Davis is even having problems getting A-listers to participate in her annual Carousel Ball in October.

I don’t think it’s the bad PR. A-listers hate to be surrounded by ugly and Brandon’s mom is some seriously ugly lady. I mean come on, I can’t be the only one who craves a “Yo Momma” joke when looking at that plastic surgery troll in a dress.

TAGS: Celebs, Drugs, Drunk, Brandon Davis
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