I guess it is true what they say, life really does imitate art or in Luke Wilson’s case a shitty chick flick:

LUKE Wilson admits he’s a real horror show when it comes to breaking up with girls. “Even if I want out, I don’t have the guts to just leave,” the star of “My Super Ex-Girlfriend,” who has dated Drew Barrymore and Gwyneth Paltrow, told Howard Stern on Sirius Satellite Radio. “I just start acting really surly and cranky until they leave me. I don’t think anything’s over the line when you want out. You see the fence, and you just start running for it.” Asked how long he has to act like a heel before a paramour flees in disgust, Wilson says, “I’d say you need 90 days. It’s almost like double time, though, because three months feels like six months because you’re so horrible to be with.”

Why not take a shortcut and start banging other chicks. I bet the soon-to-be-ex will get the hint in notime…

[Source: New York Post]

So a lot has been written about Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro’s recent split and Dave’s new girlfriend, which is cool I guess, but, according to Dave, not true:

1. Do you have a girlfriend?

No. I have been living at home, touring, making and promoting a record or shooting Rockstar for the past several months. There is absolutely no way I could be living with someone in New York.

2. What does amicably separated mean?

It means that Carmen and I love each other, we are and always will be best friends. In fact, we are supporting each other through this time. What better way to get through a tough spot than with your best friend?

I don’t know, lots of ice cream and rum maybe? Wait. I think that was a rhetorical question.

[Source: 6767]

“I was in love with her from the start,” [Justin] Timberlake, 25, says in the August issue of GQ. […]

“When we initially parted ways [in 2002], I felt like she had a couple of opportunities to just sort of stick up for me, and she didn’t,” says Timberlake about [Britney] Spears, 24, publicly blaming him for the split. His answer? “I fought back…I came up with a song.” That would be “Cry Me a River,” which called out Spears’ rumored infidelity with his pal Wade Robson (she denied it). […]

Though he says he wishes Spears well, Timberlake calls his first love “so high school,” and refers to his “adult” relationship with Cameron Diaz, 33 (they’ve been together since 2003). “Justin moved on…a long time ago,” says Harless [Justin’s mom].

And so did everybody else it seems. Shitney’s so last century.

[Source: Us Magazine]

If the rumors are to be believed, Mandy Moore dumped Zach Braff:

“There was no drama,” says the source. “They were ready.” “One big factor: their nine-year age gap. “Mandy was very young when they got together and she wanted to see what’s out there, now that she’s a woman,” says the source. “Zach was mature and realized it was time to let her do that.”

Or maybe she’s just looking for another 8+ inch pole. I don’t know. I’m just saying.

Casanova star Sienna Miller has confirmed Jude Law is history.At the London premier of her new film, she was asked if she had any advice for single women on their own for Valentine’s Day.

“Just stay single. Stick together with your girlies,” reports Press Association.

… and gang up on unsuspecting, boyfriend-stealing nannies.

Sienna Miller took love cheat Jude Law back only after he agreed to six ‘commandments’ about his future behaviour, it was revealed yesterday.The actress’s list of stringent conditions include the movie star staying faithful, controlling his temper and not asking her to marry him.

Miss Miller has also made Law list every person he has ever slept with.

She was furious when it was reported at the weekend that he once had a three-in-a-bed session with his ex-wife Sadie Frost and Kate Moss - because the model was not on his list. But he has denied he slept with her. […]

“Sienna believes in monogamy and will not stand for him cheating. And she has told him that he has to control his temper as he often used to shout at her and she will not take it any more.”

However, observers are already speculating that the agreement will never work. “Everyone is joking that she has written her commandments down on a scroll,’ said the source.

“But really Jude will never be able to fulfil these conditions, as they mean him totally changing his character.

What character? Did I miss something?

According to Star Magazine, Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis‘ big fat Greek wedding is off.

That’s right. It appears these two are through. Over. Kaputt.

Wait a minute. Is that a collective sigh I hear?

Sources say that Hilton’s eagerness to marry the 22-year-old shipping heir caused the blow-up. On July 15 � just two weeks into their vacation � the young couple returned to Athens before Hilton, 24, split.

Latsis was distraught, but his relatives were quite relieved.

I bet they were.