“I was in love with her from the start,” [Justin] Timberlake, 25, says in the August issue of GQ. […]

“When we initially parted ways [in 2002], I felt like she had a couple of opportunities to just sort of stick up for me, and she didn’t,” says Timberlake about [Britney] Spears, 24, publicly blaming him for the split. His answer? “I fought back…I came up with a song.” That would be “Cry Me a River,” which called out Spears’ rumored infidelity with his pal Wade Robson (she denied it). […]

Though he says he wishes Spears well, Timberlake calls his first love “so high school,” and refers to his “adult” relationship with Cameron Diaz, 33 (they’ve been together since 2003). “Justin moved on…a long time ago,” says Harless [Justin’s mom].

And so did everybody else it seems. Shitney’s so last century.

[Source: Us Magazine]

I on the other hand claim she’s still as dumb as a brick wall:

PREGNANT Britney Spears reckons she has an obsessive compulsive disorder - she can’t stop cleaning.

The singer, who’s married to waste of space wannabe rapper Kevin Federline, fears she’ll lose her glamorous mystique when fans discover she’s can’t keep away from her rubber gloves and duster.

Umm, I’m pretty sure the whole “glamorous mystique” - whatever the fuck that is - went down the shiter the day she hooked up with her portable Joe Dirt reject.

[Source: 3AM]

So here is what I learned from the new Britney Spears interview: Girl’s still an airhead.

Despite the tabloids reports of trouble on the home front, Spears shares with Lauer that her marriage with Kevin Federline is “awesome,” (Jaime: Sure, that makes sense. He’s an “awesome” guy.) and that the reports of Kevin living in the basement are false. Read the rest of this entry »

Who knew Britney Spears’s head was bigger than her belly?

Ok, don’t answer that. It’s supposed to be a rhetorical question…

BRITNEY Spears stormed the set of little sister Jamie Lynn Spears‘ Nickelodeon show, “Zoey 101,” last week and screamed at a 13-year-old co-star who had been feuding with Jamie Lynn � leaving the traumatized tweenster in tears.

According to our on-set snitch: “Britney had the talent coordinator bring [co-star] Alexa Nikolas over to Jamie Lynn’s trailer � where she proceeded to scream that Alexa was an ‘evil little girl,’ and that she had better watch herself or she ‘will never work in this town again!’ “

Whoa! Did some washed up teen idol just try to channel Michael Ovitz?

Who knew Jamie Kennedy was right all along. Malibu IS da Hood, yo!

A photographer was shot in the leg with a BB gun outside a home where he believed Britney Spears was attending a bridal shower Saturday evening, authorities said.

It was unclear who fired the BB as the photographer was staking out the event at the Malibu home, sheriff’s Lt. Steve Smith said. He said firefighters bandaged the man’s leg and he went to a hospital. […]

The photographer, identified as Brad Diaz, was about 200 yards from the home outside the home’s long driveway when he was hit, Smith said. He was one of about 10 photographers standing in the street.

Rough stuff.

Yes, I’m talking about money.

According to the National Enquirer, Britney Spears is taking a vacation on a celebrity island called: LowCash…

Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline have borrowed $5 million as speculation grows that their spend, spend, spend lifestyle is causing a cash crunch.

Two loans for $4 million and $1 million were taken out in May against their Malibu, Calif., mansion. No details have emerged for the reason behind the bank payout, but rumors have been swirling over the couple’s finances.

Looks like Brit’s on her way to get “MC Hammer”d.