Jennifer Aniston, in an exclusive interview today with PEOPLE, denied published reports that she and Vince Vaughn are engaged, calling the stories “insane” and saying that “people are getting fed a lot of bull.”

“I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed to,” Aniston said in a telephone conversation she initiated to debunk the engagement rumors. “Normally we don’t even acknowledge these things because they’re endless, at this point, the thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they’re getting angry.

“My dad calls and he says, ‘Honey, it’s on the CNN crawl,’ and I’m going, ‘Wait a second!’ When it starts to travel over into the Today show and CNN and supposedly reliable and accurate news programs, then you just go, ‘This is insane.’ People are getting fed a lot of bull.”

See, she hasn’t even been proposed to. I wonder why? Is Vince holding out for something better?

Probably.

[Source: People]

“I was in love with her from the start,” [Justin] Timberlake, 25, says in the August issue of GQ. […]

“When we initially parted ways [in 2002], I felt like she had a couple of opportunities to just sort of stick up for me, and she didn’t,” says Timberlake about [Britney] Spears, 24, publicly blaming him for the split. His answer? “I fought back…I came up with a song.” That would be “Cry Me a River,” which called out Spears’ rumored infidelity with his pal Wade Robson (she denied it). […]

Though he says he wishes Spears well, Timberlake calls his first love “so high school,” and refers to his “adult” relationship with Cameron Diaz, 33 (they’ve been together since 2003). “Justin moved on…a long time ago,” says Harless [Justin’s mom].

And so did everybody else it seems. Shitney’s so last century.

[Source: Us Magazine]

Beyoncé Knowles really seems to have figured it all out:

Knowles, who’s usually mum about boyfriend Jay-Z, also comments about their relationship, saying, “It’s very easy. He’s so quick. And we respect each other. If I have any suggestions he respects it. If he has any suggestions, I respect it. It’s just, I don’t know, easy. And fun.”

That’s deep, girl. No really. It’s profound.

[Source: People]

Is it just me or is Keira Knightley laying the groundwork for a proverbial kick to the curb:

Is Pirates star Keira Knightley about to make her lover Rupert Friend walk the plank? […]

They barely spent any time together at the star-studded aftershow party for Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest at East London’s Billingsgate Market on Monday. […]

Keira, whose previous relationship with Calvin Klein model Jamie Dornan ended because he couldn’t handle her fame, confessed: “I know I’ve been like a workaholic and I really don’t have time for much. I want to spend more time with my friends and family.”

She added that she “definitely” had no plans to get married just yet. And when asked if she was going to take more time off to spend with Rupert, she replied: “I’m going to take time off because of myself mainly, not because of him. Let’s see how things go there. I’m working on two new movies, that’s what I’m concerned about now.”

So long Rupe. I think your walking papers are in the mail.

[Source: 3AM]

One word: Kevin Federline. He could be in the himbo hall of fame. Then there are the C-list himbos: guys like Wilmer Valderrama and Ashton Kutcher who attach themselves to A-list women. Kutcher was very C-list before he started dating Demi Moore. And Valderrama is totally C-list, but is always trying to move himself up the rungs with the women he dates.

In short, Hollywood himbos like to date Hollywood bimbos. Darwin would be so stoked…

[Via: Jossip]

At least that’s what she wants us to believe:

How are American men and British men different? “U.K. guys – well, the ones that I know – don’t take as much stock in their appearance,” says Keira Knightley in a new interview. “Ask an American guy what his beauty regime is, and he’ll tell you. Ask a Brit, and he’ll say, ‘Er … Guinness?’ I like that.”

She obviously hasn’t met David Beckham yet. That dude will blow her thesis right out of the water.

[Source: People]

LINDSAY LOHAN feels like the man when she falls in love, because she can’t stay faithful to her partner.

The MEAN GIRLS star insists she’s too young and has too many crushes to settle down with just one guy.

She tells style magazine Harper’s Bazaar, “I’ve become like the guy in relationships. Lately I just cannot be in a monogamous relationship. But there are people I want to date.”

Umm, what exactly does she mean by “lately“? Did she have a down phase that I missed?

Okay people, brace yourselves! I think we are looking at the first strike (or is it ‘bang’?) of another Paris Hilton sex-tape scandal publicity orgy.

Ummm, at least that’s what my online-german-translator tells me. I think.

It appears, according to this German paper, Paris Hilton is currently busy trying to perfect the dictionary definition of “vengeful bitch” by lusciously leaking disturbing pics of her “I-did-Val-Kilmer-because-he-said-I-was-famous-for nothing” phase.

Well Val, looks to me like she’s famous for being a little vengeful.

But then again, I could be wrong…

Weezer lead singer Rivers Cuomo is continuing his celibacy past his self-declared deadline.The 35-year-old frontman earlier vowed to remain celibate for two years. Although that deadline expired six months ago, Cuomo still doesn’t expect to jump back in the sack anytime soon.

“It’s been two and a-half years now, actually,” Cuomo tells Blender magazine in its new issue, on newsstands Tuesday. “The vow is over, but I wanted to keep cruising.”

Umm, he wants to “keep cruising”… Really?? Me think someone’s got his lingo a little mixed up.

Sienna Miller took love cheat Jude Law back only after he agreed to six ‘commandments’ about his future behaviour, it was revealed yesterday.The actress’s list of stringent conditions include the movie star staying faithful, controlling his temper and not asking her to marry him.

Miss Miller has also made Law list every person he has ever slept with.

She was furious when it was reported at the weekend that he once had a three-in-a-bed session with his ex-wife Sadie Frost and Kate Moss - because the model was not on his list. But he has denied he slept with her. […]

“Sienna believes in monogamy and will not stand for him cheating. And she has told him that he has to control his temper as he often used to shout at her and she will not take it any more.”

However, observers are already speculating that the agreement will never work. “Everyone is joking that she has written her commandments down on a scroll,’ said the source.

“But really Jude will never be able to fulfil these conditions, as they mean him totally changing his character.

What character? Did I miss something?