Actress Portia De Rossi used to take advantage of her drunk teenage friends by persuading them that going to bed with her was just innocent fun.The unnamed pals never suspected gay De Rossi — then just plain old Amanda Rogers — harbored lesbian desires, so they felt sure the bedroom sessions were totally harmless.

The former Ally McBeal star, who is now dating comedienne Ellen DeGeneres, tells gay magazine The Advocate, “In high school I had sex with girls quite a few times. They were straight women who I convinced to jump in the sack with me.

“I did a lot of fast talking as a youth; I was pretty good at it too. I was never talked into it (going to bed) — I was always the one doing the talking.

“I just thought, ‘This is so great and so interesting, and if only you knew how interesting this is and how great it feels …’

“But these weren’t real relationships with women who were gay, these were with women who were drunk. They thought, ‘She’s not a lesbian, so I can jump in the sack with her.’”

This is just so wrong. And, yet, so very, very hot…

The old PR adage is that there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

I disagree:

Rumours have been flying this week that Keira Knightley’s already found herself a new man, in the shape of Bodyrockers musician Kaz James.

But now it looks like it’s all a load of old bunkum.

The 20-year-old star, who recently split from model Jamie Dornan, set tongues wagging at the Pride And Prejudice premiere when she and Kaz arrived just minutes apart.

And Kaz, fresh from chart success with I Like The Way, wasted no time in telling people he was dating the actress.

But now Keira has hit back at the rumours, calling them “codswallop”.

“I’m slightly surprised, because I’ve never met him in my life,” she told the Daily Mail. […]

Keira went on to brand the chart star a “sad loser” for telling people they were an item.

“Who does he think he is?” she said. “There are words I could suggest but they are rude.”

You mean like “codswallop”? I love it when Brits talk dirty… “Codswallop”?? Is that even a word?

And why wouldn’t he, these two sexy lovebirds were made for each other:

Keanu Reeves was reported last night to be embroiled in a romance with Diane Keaton, the actress who is nearly 20 years his senior.

Reeves, 40, was said to have dumped actress girlfriend Lynn Collins, 28, to date the 59-yearold Oscar winner.

Reeves met Miss Keaton when they appeared together in the 2003 comedy Something’s Gotta Give. He began dating Miss Collins three months ago after they met on the set of the forthcoming drama Il Mare.

A friend told the U.S. magazine Star that Reeves was ‘hit hard’ by turning 40 last year.

Breaking up with Miss Collins ‘kind of said goodbye to a way of living he’s outgrown’.

Whoa! This whole story sounds so farfetched… it has to be true. It just does. Right?

Anyone?

Hello?!

Who would have thought, Demi and Ashton’s sex life is as exciting as reheating pizza in the microwave:

Demi Moore doesn’t discuss pregnancy rumors in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. But she and Ashton Kutcher are obviously trying.

A fun night at home for the 42-year-old actress and her 27-year-old beau is “sharing a bath with one another and watching Court TV. Snuggling up naked.”

Her ideal night out?

“Going out dancing … and going to the movies and having no-butter popcorn, holding hands… and then maybe the bathtub, or swimming naked in the pool.”

Okay, okay. We get the picture.

“The next phase?” Moore muses. “The growth of our family. Which is all the things we truly desire … to expand our family.”

Rub-a-dub-dub, baby in the tub.

Rub-a-dub-dub, I think I’m gonna throw up.

Oops, too late…

Jen’s not gonna like this, but it’s time to face the awful truth:

People dig Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt.

A lot!

These two are like cream butter on a sizzling steak.

…like French toast on a Sunday morning.

…like a Banana Berry smoothie on a hot summer day.

…like a– Well, I think you get the idea.

Brad and Angelina are the kryptonite of celebrity couples!

Congrats for a job well done.

P.S. It sure sucks to be Orlando and Kate.

I was convinced these two would be a winning combo.

I guess I was wrong.

*shrugs*

Better luck next time…

Eva Longoria sure knows how to have a ball lot of balls and live the “single” life:

“Desperate Housewives” manslayer Eva Longoria may or may not be engaged to San Antonio Spur Tony Parker, but he was nowhere to be seen Sunday when she took to the pool at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel with Dallas Cowboys teammates Drew Henson and Keyshawn Johnson. “It was like a harem of athletes around her,” says an eyewitness. “I didn’t see a ring on her finger. She was all over the place in her little pink bikini, flirting with Jason Pomeranc.”

Talk about “playing the field”…

At least that’s the consensus among men:

The Basic Instinct star [Sharon Stone], 47, says: “I thought about writing a book containing every line I’ve ever heard. [Men] will walk right up say they wanna sleep with you… Or they say: ‘You’ve always seemed like a sister to me.’ And then you think: ‘Really? You sleep with your sister a lot? Ewww!’”

Well, apparently they think she’s not only easy, but also crazy about incest threesomes.

She must have quite a reputation…

Kimberly Stewart (aka Paris Hilton 2.1) has a new man.

Given the man’s penchant for freaky home-made movies, a leaked internet sex tape must be the next step in her tired and predictable PR campaign:

THE romance between Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon and “Girls Gone Wild” oaf Joe Francis is over. Francis � who, friends say, prized Mellon most for her society contacts � is already hooking up with a new squeeze, Kimberly Stewart (above). The two went public Thursday night in L.A. at the Maxim X-Games party at the Cabana Club, where they publicly groped each other much to the discomfort of Ryan Phillippe, Jeremy Piven and Wilmer Valderama.

From Jimmy Choo to Hootchie Ho… Nicely done, Freaky Francis.

It looks like Paris Latsis is trying very hard to keep his family in the dark.

Who can blame him?

DON’T hold your breath waiting for the Paris Hilton-Paris Latsis wedding. During the couple’s recent jaunt to Greece, the groom-to-be never even discussed marriage with his father, Grigoris Kasidokostas.

“If he hasn’t discussed this with his own father, how serious could it be?” Kasidokostas asked The Post’s Chris Erikson. “That should tell you the whole story.” […]

What’s more, recent reports that Latsis plunked down $12 million for a Beverly Hills nest for the lovebirds and bought Hilton a $5 million ring are ridiculous, he said.

“All of it is lies,” Kasidokostas declared.

He noted that his son doesn’t have the cash, as the $7.5 billion Latsis family fortune is firmly in control of Latsis’ mother, Mariana, and uncle, Spiro. […]

The father denied his son is the jet-setting playboy depicted in the press: “He’s a very, very good boy… a gentle, down-to-earth boy… not a playboy by any stretch of the imagination. He doesn’t have a lot of experience with women.”

Okay, now THAT I believe!

There’s no way you can get laid in L.A. with a GNR tattoo.

Not. Gonna. Happen.

Good God, this Brad/Angelina/Jennifer triangle of lovely lust is like the gossip equivalent of warm milk-n’-cookies.

You just can’t get enough of that tasty, hot combo:

TO add fuel to Jennifer Aniston’s sad fire, there are now reports that Angelina Jolie’s adopted son, Maddox (above), calls Brad Pitt “daddy.” According to Us Weekly, while filming an Edwin Jeans commercial for the Japanese market in Lancaster, Calif., Maddox started crying for Pitt, yelling, “Where’s my daddy?”

Who needs sugar in their coffee when you can start your day with sweets like these!?