Ross proves that it’s easier to make ‘friends’ when you’re a Hollywood TV star.

You just aim, please, and… BANG!

HE’S a long way from home so you can’t blame David Schwimmer for trying to make new Friends.

But we don’t think current squeeze Rochelle Ovitt will be too thrilled to learn the actor has been playing tonsil tennis with another woman. […]

Our well-placed spy said: “David seemed like he wanted to be as discreet as possible, but wearing a baseball cap pulled very low over your face is guaranteed to get you noticed. […]

“He had a private booth and was dancing away with an army of admirers all trying desperately to catch his eye.”

“Only one girl took his fancy, though, a very attractive mixed-race woman. They got chatting and it wasn’t long before they were sitting in a corner getting to know each other better.”

And he’s obviously got his pulling technique down to a fine art because we’re told the pair soon shared a lingering kiss.

The source said: “She looked very pleased to have snared a Hollywood star and didn’t let him out of her sight all night. She was hanging off him the whole evening and looked determined to keep those other girls away from him. But she needn’t have bothered - he only had eyes for her.”

How sweet.

PR stunts are not what they used to be.

Gone are the good ol’ days when stars would get hitched on the Eiffel tower before a scheduled press conference or jump on daytime talk show couches to lend credibility to their futile efforts.

Sigh. Yeah, those were the days…

Despite what you may have read, Hollywood bottom feeder Mitch Mortaza is not dating Lindsay Lohan.

For the past several weeks, some apparent associates of Mortaza�party promoters linked to the Cabana and Spider clubs in L.A.�have been e-mailing “exclusive tips” to various publications chronicling a tumultuous romance between the teen queen and the 31-year-old TV producer. Several of the tips have been printed nearly verbatim. None of them appear to be true.

Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane, says the starlet doesn’t even know him: “I’ve got tabloid reporters calling me every day with these same items, saying they heard he was seen outside Cartier buying her a ring�all from the same source. She’s not dating him. There is no way they are together. She’s in Long Island with her family and will be returning to L.A. in ten days. I think Mitch needs to get a life.

Or a better PR rep.

Who knew getting dumped by Pamela Anderson would open the gates to high society:

Pamela Anderson may have left Stephen Dorff for more tattooed pastures, but sources say the fast-moving actor has already found comfort in the arms of an heiress, Alexandra Miller von Furstenberg.

[T]he 32-year-old socialite is a daughter of billionaire duty-free magnate Robert W. Miller and was a royal until her 2003 divorce from Alexandre von Furstenberg (son of Diane and Prince Egon von Furstenberg). But we hear Dorff, whose oeuvre includes the 1996 film Space Truckers, is “smitten with Alexandra” and is hoping to bridge the gap between their respective milieux.

In other words, says our source, “Stephen knows this is a step up. This blonde has something the last trashy blonde never will: billions of dollars and social standing.”

Who needs “social standing” when you spend the better part of your day on your back?

Nicole Kidman is like the Crocodile Hunter of the dating world, fearless and outdorsy:

[T]he 38-year-old actress has been seen on a fun outdoor date with Australian country star Keith Urban - just days after he split up with his model girlfriend Niki Taylor.

Nic and Keith, 38, enjoyed a motorcycle ride in Woodstock, New York, before having a cosy Sunday lunch together.

We’re told the pair first got close at a gala dinner honouring famous Aussies back in January.

“The pair first got close at a gala dinner”?? What exactly does that mean, did someone bust them in the supply closet?