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'Drunk' Archive

August 2nd, 2006

A new day and Mel is still screwed

Mel GibsonSo this Mel Gibson shitstorm keeps getting bigger and bigger and a lot of people are starting to wonder if his appologies are sincere:

Mel Gibson’s Tuesday apology for an anti-Semitic rant after his drunken driving arrest came several days too late, celebrity crisis management experts say.

It was the star’s first acknowledgment that he spewed anti-Jewish slurs at Los Angeles County Deputy Sheriff James Mee early Friday — a tirade that could threaten his career and the December release of his film “Apocalypto,” in which he and Disney invested tens of millions of dollars. […]

The cloud of anti-Semitism has followed Gibson since the 2004 film “The Passion of the Christ,” which many Jews felt unfairly portrayed Jews’ role in the death of Jesus. The issue intensified after interviews with Gibson’s father, who called the Holocaust mostly “fiction.”

Levick said that while the film became a blockbuster despite the controversy — or because of it — this is Gibson’s last chance to prove he isn’t a bigot.

All I gotta say is this: “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” Yes, that’s a famous proverb.

[Source: CNN]

TAGS: Celebs, Drunk, Arrest, Mel Gibson

June 16th, 2006

Brandon needs help

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THE Davis dynasty of Beverly Hills is urging oily heir Brandon to enter a drug and alcohol rehab facility - but so far Brandon has resisted their pleas. […]

But while the unemployed Brandon is balking at entering a rehab facility because he thinks he doesn’t have a drug or alcohol problem, his family wants him to go for public-relations reasons.

Ever since the video surfaced, the Davis family has been shunned by young Hollywood, and matriarch Barbara Davis is even having problems getting A-listers to participate in her annual Carousel Ball in October.

I don’t think it’s the bad PR. A-listers hate to be surrounded by ugly and Brandon’s mom is some seriously ugly lady. I mean come on, I can’t be the only one who craves a “Yo Momma” joke when looking at that plastic surgery troll in a dress.

TAGS: Celebs, Drugs, Drunk, Brandon Davis

September 19th, 2005

Portia used to bed drunk women

Portia De Rossi

Actress Portia De Rossi used to take advantage of her drunk teenage friends by persuading them that going to bed with her was just innocent fun.The unnamed pals never suspected gay De Rossi — then just plain old Amanda Rogers — harbored lesbian desires, so they felt sure the bedroom sessions were totally harmless.

The former Ally McBeal star, who is now dating comedienne Ellen DeGeneres, tells gay magazine The Advocate, “In high school I had sex with girls quite a few times. They were straight women who I convinced to jump in the sack with me.

“I did a lot of fast talking as a youth; I was pretty good at it too. I was never talked into it (going to bed) — I was always the one doing the talking.

“I just thought, ‘This is so great and so interesting, and if only you knew how interesting this is and how great it feels …’

“But these weren’t real relationships with women who were gay, these were with women who were drunk. They thought, ‘She’s not a lesbian, so I can jump in the sack with her.’”

This is just so wrong. And, yet, so very, very hot…

TAGS: Celebs, Portia De Rossi, Dating, Gay, Ellen DeGeneres, Drunk
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