Actress Portia De Rossi used to take advantage of her drunk teenage friends by persuading them that going to bed with her was just innocent fun.The unnamed pals never suspected gay De Rossi — then just plain old Amanda Rogers — harbored lesbian desires, so they felt sure the bedroom sessions were totally harmless.

The former Ally McBeal star, who is now dating comedienne Ellen DeGeneres, tells gay magazine The Advocate, “In high school I had sex with girls quite a few times. They were straight women who I convinced to jump in the sack with me.

“I did a lot of fast talking as a youth; I was pretty good at it too. I was never talked into it (going to bed) — I was always the one doing the talking.

“I just thought, ‘This is so great and so interesting, and if only you knew how interesting this is and how great it feels …’

“But these weren’t real relationships with women who were gay, these were with women who were drunk. They thought, ‘She’s not a lesbian, so I can jump in the sack with her.’”

This is just so wrong. And, yet, so very, very hot…

Well, sorta:

Elijah Wood is continually stunned by clever cyber pranksters who try to prove he is gay.The ‘Lord of the rings’ star is often caught out by websites with far from subtle names, like www.veryverygay.com, when he’s surfing the Internet, but he’s rarely offended.

And, unlike many stars, he isn’t planning any legal action to stop the pranksters - he simply marvels at their creativity.

He says: “There’s one that’s called elijahwoodisveryverygay, which is actually a personal favourite of mine, it’s absolutely hilarious.

“It’s this kind of joke website that maintains that they have proof that I am very very gay in various photographs - photographic evidence (of me) holding hands with a male.” […]

“I was actually at a film festival once… and this fan came up with a gift… I open the gift in front of all these people that I’m talking to and it happens to be a photo from one of these websites of me and DOMINIC MONAGHAN making sweet love. If you didn’t know any better, it kinda looks real.

He’s right. They do look real and they are pretty funny.

NATALIE PORTMAN was left squirming in her seat when she visited a German bar soon after shaving her head for her role in upcoming movie V FOR VENDETTA - because she attracted unwanted female attention.The GARDEN STATE beauty intended to spend an innocent night watching the Eurovision Song Contest in Berlin, but she quickly realised she was in a gay bar and all eyes were on her.

She says, “One of the first places I went after I had shaved my head was a bar in Berlin to watch the Eurovision Song Contest.

“I’m sitting there and then I realised that it was a gay bar and my haircut was being very, er, shall we say ‘appreciated’ by quite a few of the girls there.”.

Call me crazy but I think it was Natalie that was ‘appreciated’, not her shaved head.

I’m pretty sure she could have sported a Queen Victoria wig and still gotten lucky without batting an eyelash.

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m starting to believe that the Brits are taking my cues.

I mean, they’ve obviously been working on their blind item skills:

WHICH Hollywood actor is having it away with his girlfriend’s brother?

He only started dating his lovely lady so no questions would be asked about his twice-weekly visits to his secret boyfriend. In return for silence the girl has been promised a “fast track” to A-list status.

I have no idea who this is, but it sure sounds interesting.

I’m sooo not touching this one:

WHICH closeted leading man is smitten with a very hunky � but sadly straight � production assistant on the set of his new movie? The star keeps meeting the poor aide at the door of his trailer dressed only in a small towel and visibly aroused.

Small towels for small people, I guess.