I guess it is true what they say, life really does imitate art or in Luke Wilson’s case a shitty chick flick:

LUKE Wilson admits he’s a real horror show when it comes to breaking up with girls. “Even if I want out, I don’t have the guts to just leave,” the star of “My Super Ex-Girlfriend,” who has dated Drew Barrymore and Gwyneth Paltrow, told Howard Stern on Sirius Satellite Radio. “I just start acting really surly and cranky until they leave me. I don’t think anything’s over the line when you want out. You see the fence, and you just start running for it.” Asked how long he has to act like a heel before a paramour flees in disgust, Wilson says, “I’d say you need 90 days. It’s almost like double time, though, because three months feels like six months because you’re so horrible to be with.”

Why not take a shortcut and start banging other chicks. I bet the soon-to-be-ex will get the hint in notime…

[Source: New York Post]

It sure looks like Howard Stern is still the king of all [edit: premium subscription] media:

In Demand Network on Wednesday said it has a three-year exclusive deal to begin airing a televised version of popular shock jock Howard Stern’s ribald radio show on one of its video-on-demand channels starting later this year.

The deal, which comes 10 months after Sirius Satellite Radio agreed to pay Stern $500 million to leap to satellite radio, means that Stern, who became a poster boy for bad behavior on U.S. airwaves, will by January no longer be heard or seen in original shows on free radio or basic cable. […]

A spokesman for privately held In Demand, whose investors include cable operators Comcast Corp., Cox Communications and Time Warner Inc., said it will likely launch something akin to a “Howard Stern Channel” later this year. Viewers will pay a monthly subscription fee to their cable operator to watch the shows.

I wouldn’t be suprised if a lot more than just the gloves come off…