Flipper wants to bang Alba
Yes, it’s true. Jess will now only work with female dolphins due to, erm, challenging conditions while filming Flipper.
She revealed: “I don’t know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being.
“And they have long, long … penises.
“I didn’t know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude.
“I think I learned my lesson. I sort of request female dolphins after that because those are horny little b******s.”
I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact Jessica Alba was “hit on” by dolphins or the fact the Brits censor the word “bastards”…
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