Honey, I shrunk my balls
Reason #57 why you shouldn’t use steroids: Your hot ex-wife will air your dirty laundry and hang your non-existent balls out the window like wind chimes:
JOSE Canseco said a lot about his steroid abuse in his best-selling autobiography, “Juiced.” But he left out the part about his shrunken testicles. His blond and buff ex-wife Jessica (above), who met the slugger on her third day waiting tables at Hooters in Cleveland, now reveals in Playboy: “Jose’s were non-existent. They’re not there… It wasn’t until we separated and I dated that I realized it… With other guys I was like, ‘Wow, those are some very large…’”
Sounds like “De-Juiced” would’ve been a more fitting title. Or how about the sporty “How I Hit Home Runs With No Balls”?
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