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May 26th, 2006

Tom & Katie do it in a Public Toilet

TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES closed off a public toilet in Hollywood yesterday (25MAY06) when they were caught short at a little league baseball game. The couple was watching a game featuring Cruise’s son CONNOR when they needed to take a toilet break. Bodyguards made sure the public loo was empty before the couple stepped inside. The minders then waited outside as the pair relieved themselves.

How romantic… the two lovebirds pee insync.

I don’t know about you, but I for one am convinced that their marriage is real. It has to be, right?

TAGS: Celebs, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

by G-Man around lunchtime | Comments Off

July 25th, 2005

Scientology passes on Katie’s face

Did you ever stop and wonder what caused those nasty cold sores on Katie’s face?

No?

Fair enough. I didn’t either. But Lloyd Grove did and this is what he found out:

At Lowdown’s request, Manhattan dermatologist Paul Frank examined photographs of the future Mrs. Cruise.

“Although I can’t say for sure, this looks like a cold-sore attack,” Frank said. “Niacin shouldn’t trigger cold sores.”

Well then, what does?

“Stress is the No. 1 cause,” he replied. “God knows Scientology stresses me out!”

Reps for Cruise and Holmes didn’t return phone calls, and a Scientology official said: “Whatever you see on her face has got nothing to do with us. It’s insulting that you would ask such a thing.”

At least now we know that Scientologists aren’t shallow like the rest of L.A.

It’s what’s on the inside that counts, right? Right!

TAGS: Celebs, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Lloyd Grove, Scientology, News Mongers