It’s like some unwritten law of nature or something - some parties rock and some, well, blow chunks. Ain’t that right Linds?

Lindsay Lohan was eating at the Spotted Pig gastropub in New York recently. She and her friends had commandeered the private room. When the group left, staff found that someone had vomited all over the room. Cue a frantic rush to clean up ready for the next reservation. And so poor Chelsea Clinton and friends sat down to dinner, with the room still stinking of bleach and ammonia.

That’s sick. I think I’m gonna hurl.

[Source: popbitch]

It appears Lindsay Lohan has an uncanny knack for pissing off people:

The 19-year-old party girl annoyed editor Anna Wintour at a New York fashion awards dinner by apparently going to the loo six times in two hours, a spy tells the New York Post.

During the last trip Wintour was reportedly heard whispering to a Vogue staffer, “Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she won’t be invited to one of my events again.”

Lindsay should have been made aware that in the fashion industry “bathroom breaks” are capped at three per hour in order to manage the massive traffic around the sink. Models like to “powder” their nose too. Just ask Kate.

LINDSAY LOHAN feels like the man when she falls in love, because she can’t stay faithful to her partner.

The MEAN GIRLS star insists she’s too young and has too many crushes to settle down with just one guy.

She tells style magazine Harper’s Bazaar, “I’ve become like the guy in relationships. Lately I just cannot be in a monogamous relationship. But there are people I want to date.”

Umm, what exactly does she mean by “lately“? Did she have a down phase that I missed?

I have to say, for a restaurant that’s famous for catering to the famous, KOI is pretty bad at showing their appreciation to those who helped make them famous:

About a dozen photographers clustered on the sidewalk near the restaurant’s bamboo-shrouded entrance and called out greetings and niceties to their subjects as the stars exited their Hummers and Range Rovers.

“Hey Paris, welcome back, Paris,” one called out to Hilton, who had recently returned from a month abroad. “Over the shoulder, Paris. Hey, that’s nice.”

Most nights the dance runs smoothly between paparazzi, celebrities and restaurant management.

But on Friday, restaurant managers decided things were getting out of hand, though it is unclear exactly what incident led to their decision to call police.

Just before police arrived, a handful of photographers had sprinted to the alley when someone tipped them off that Lohan was exiting through the back exit. As two friends tried to shield Lohan and a bodyguard shined a flashlight into camera lenses, the paparazzi clustered around Lohan, snapping frantically.

The police arrived moments later.

When Barton made her exit into the alleyway, the officers wouldn’t allow photographers close enough to snap any photos.

Moments later they came out front, issued a warning to the paparazzi, requested identification and took down everyone’s personal information.

Chacon said he and his partner, Michael Tilden, had watched a videotape inside the restaurant that indicated that some photographers were acting improperly. He would not elaborate.

But the photographers said they were doing nothing wrong.

“You might want to talk to your staff before talking to us,” one paparazzo said to restaurant manager Pultera as the officers copied down his personal information. “Half of your customers call us, that’s the catch.”

AWW SNAP! Homey got called out by a paparazzo.

PR stunts are not what they used to be.

Gone are the good ol’ days when stars would get hitched on the Eiffel tower before a scheduled press conference or jump on daytime talk show couches to lend credibility to their futile efforts.

Sigh. Yeah, those were the days…

Despite what you may have read, Hollywood bottom feeder Mitch Mortaza is not dating Lindsay Lohan.

For the past several weeks, some apparent associates of Mortaza�party promoters linked to the Cabana and Spider clubs in L.A.�have been e-mailing “exclusive tips” to various publications chronicling a tumultuous romance between the teen queen and the 31-year-old TV producer. Several of the tips have been printed nearly verbatim. None of them appear to be true.

Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane, says the starlet doesn’t even know him: “I’ve got tabloid reporters calling me every day with these same items, saying they heard he was seen outside Cartier buying her a ring�all from the same source. She’s not dating him. There is no way they are together. She’s in Long Island with her family and will be returning to L.A. in ten days. I think Mitch needs to get a life.

Or a better PR rep.

It looks like the Mouse fold will have to learn the hard way that the German’s don’t like to be rushed while enjoying their beloved Lindsay Lohan movies at the local multiplex.

German exhibitors could stall Disney’s worldwide rollout of “Herbie Fully Loaded” if two of the territory’s leading multiplex operators carry through with threats made Monday to bump the Beetle-based family comedy off local screens.

At issue are BVI’s plans to speed up “Herbie’s” DVD release in Germany. Instead of the usual six-month window, BVI wants to get the family-friendly film on German store shelves in December to cash in on the Christmas market.

Sounds like we might have to ship more David Hasselhoff CDs over there to quell any potentially massive riots dead in their tracks.