Meet the new “Merry Martha”
Hurray! It looks like the exorcism has finally worked. The evil has departed Martha Stewart’s body:
Martha Stewart promises to make you forget Donald Trump’s signature line when she stars in a new spinoff series, “The Apprentice: Martha Stewart,” this fall.
Showing off a sunnier persona, America’s most famous ex-con says she has come up with her own way of handing out televised pink slips - but you’ll have to watch to find out.
“What I really wanted to say is, ‘Your ass is grass!’” Stewart told Newsweek for its upcoming issue before letting out a very un-Martha-like laugh. […]
“Maybe it’s time to think of me a little differently,” Stewart said. “In the last two years, people have tried to make me a dour, miserable human being, and I’m not.”
She then proceeded to deny that her name was Martha Stewart and that she’d sold her soul to the devil for a cookie recipe and mediocre culinary skills.
Let this be a valuable lesson to all of us: Therapy can be your friend!
Well, if anyone can turn a multimillion dollar estate into a 
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