I on the other hand claim she’s still as dumb as a brick wall:

PREGNANT Britney Spears reckons she has an obsessive compulsive disorder - she can’t stop cleaning.

The singer, who’s married to waste of space wannabe rapper Kevin Federline, fears she’ll lose her glamorous mystique when fans discover she’s can’t keep away from her rubber gloves and duster.

Umm, I’m pretty sure the whole “glamorous mystique” - whatever the fuck that is - went down the shiter the day she hooked up with her portable Joe Dirt reject.

[Source: 3AM]

UPDATE: We have been notified by Jude Law’s lawyers that our popbitch-referenced sex party story is full of shit. The absence of a nanny theme should’ve ticked us off. Alas, it did not. I guess that’s why they say hindsight is 40/40.

We act for Jude Law. We have written to Popbitch and informed them that this story is completely untrue and highly defamatory of our client. They have confirmed that they are in the process of withdrawing it from their site. Kindly inform us that you will do the same immediately.

Well, what can I say, when a guy doesn’t want to get his freak on, he just doesn’t want to get his freak on. That’s cool. We don’t judge.

Is it just me or is Keira Knightley laying the groundwork for a proverbial kick to the curb:

Is Pirates star Keira Knightley about to make her lover Rupert Friend walk the plank? […]

They barely spent any time together at the star-studded aftershow party for Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest at East London’s Billingsgate Market on Monday. […]

Keira, whose previous relationship with Calvin Klein model Jamie Dornan ended because he couldn’t handle her fame, confessed: “I know I’ve been like a workaholic and I really don’t have time for much. I want to spend more time with my friends and family.”

She added that she “definitely” had no plans to get married just yet. And when asked if she was going to take more time off to spend with Rupert, she replied: “I’m going to take time off because of myself mainly, not because of him. Let’s see how things go there. I’m working on two new movies, that’s what I’m concerned about now.”

So long Rupe. I think your walking papers are in the mail.

[Source: 3AM]

I think there’s an unwritten rule not to blog while being wasted and barely conscious. Well, I say fuck that! I’m gonna do it anyway, because I’m punk like that! And because these asshats are starting to seriously piss me off.

And I mean, like, seriously! Read the rest of this entry »

Christina Aguilera has always had a diva attitude - arriving hours late for everything, big demands, feuds with everyone from Mariah to Kelly Osbourne.

Now with the release of her new album she’s learned a new trick. During promo interviews she’s refused to look at any journalist. Instead, the diva insists that the interview, for which she’s usually two to four hours late, takes place in a dimly lit room, where she sits and stares in the other direction completely to the journalists while they ask, and she answers, questions.

Umm, I could be wrong but this sounds more like an interogation than an interview.

[Source: Popbitch]

This is gonna get pretty ugly, pretty fast.

An unconfirmed source tells us that Star Jones has refused to get into her towncar this morning, sent to her every day so that she may gracefully get to The View’s studios. But Star’s having none of that, apparently. And now, at 11 AM, Barbara Walters has started the show solo, explaining that Star has known for months that producers were not renewing her contract, and because of her decision to tell People that she was “fired,” there will be no mid-July farewells, no teary, nostalgic montages. Bitch ain’t never coming back.

Call me a cynic, but I think someone’s gonna get sued. Soon. Yay!

[Via: Jossip]

The Lloyd Man (AKA Lloyd Grove) has witnessed the “icy” side of Barbara Walters and lived to write about it. That dude is fearless…

A few hours after a televised display of saccharine warmth and affection between Barbara Walters and Star Jones Reynolds - who yesterday surprised her “View” colleagues by announcing she’s leaving in mid-July - their relationship turned very chilly indeed. […] Read the rest of this entry »

Yes, that’s right! My confidential sources Down Under are telling me that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban might have gotten hitched during an ultra-secret wedding ceremony. It’s very hush-hush so don’t be surprised if don’t get a public confirmation for a couple of days.

Newlyweds Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban spent their first night as husband and wife in Sydney, then jetted off on their honeymoon Monday.

The pair’s all-candlelight ceremony took place just after sundown Sunday night at Sydney, Australia’s Cardinal Cerretti Memorial Chapel on St. Patrick’s Estate at Manly, reps for the couple confirmed to PEOPLE.

This is so exciting, I feel like shitting rainbows.

Oh and in related wedding news, that ugly chick from Desperate Houswives - no, the other one - got married as well.

[Source: People]

Judging by that picture and details of her prenup, it’s Nicole Kidman’s turn to be the Tom creepy guy in the relationship:

The country singer has had to sign a pre-nuptial agreement earning him £350,000 for every year he is with the actress.

But unusually, there is a get-out clause for the Australian star - as the agreement to give him any settlement becomes null and void if the former junkie uses illegal drugs or alcohol to excess.

Talk about taking all the fun out of a relationship…

[Via: A Socialte’s Life]

British popster James Blunt’s song You’re Beautiful has taken a beating of late, with even the singer himself referring to it as “overplayed”.But Britain’s Daily Mail has revealed that the song might have miracle powers.

Five-year-old Claudia De’Alwis, had been a coma for 10 days following a head-first plunge from a five-metre balcony. She began to awake after her favourite song came over the hospital radio - it was Blunt’s You’re Beautiful.

Claudia’s father, Paul D’Alwis, 40 told the newspaper he was convinced it was the song that brought her around.

Spooky shit - this guy is GOOD! He should get his own telethon or something.

[Via: Things That Make You Go “Hmm”]