If the rumors are to be believed, Mandy Moore dumped Zach Braff:

“There was no drama,” says the source. “They were ready.” “One big factor: their nine-year age gap. “Mandy was very young when they got together and she wanted to see what’s out there, now that she’s a woman,” says the source. “Zach was mature and realized it was time to let her do that.”

Or maybe she’s just looking for another 8+ inch pole. I don’t know. I’m just saying.

Good times. Matt Damon and his wife Luciana Bozan are proud new parents of a little baby girl:

Matt Damon and his wife, Luciana, have welcomed a baby girl named Isabella, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

“The baby is here. Isabella arrived yesterday,” Damon’s brother Kyle told PEOPLE on Monday. Isabella was born Sunday night in Miami.

“Mother and Isabella are doing fine,” Damon’s rep Jennifer Allen, confirmed to PEOPLE. “The family is very happy and everyone’s healthy.”

This is the first child for the couple. Luciana also has a daughter, Alexia, from a previous marriage.

Cute shit. The Hollywood Baby Boom shows no sign of fatigue.

So here is what I learned from the new Britney Spears interview: Girl’s still an airhead.

Despite the tabloids reports of trouble on the home front, Spears shares with Lauer that her marriage with Kevin Federline is “awesome,” (Jaime: Sure, that makes sense. He’s an “awesome” guy.) and that the reports of Kevin living in the basement are false. Read the rest of this entry »

It appears Lindsay Lohan has an uncanny knack for pissing off people:

The 19-year-old party girl annoyed editor Anna Wintour at a New York fashion awards dinner by apparently going to the loo six times in two hours, a spy tells the New York Post.

During the last trip Wintour was reportedly heard whispering to a Vogue staffer, “Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she won’t be invited to one of my events again.”

Lindsay should have been made aware that in the fashion industry “bathroom breaks” are capped at three per hour in order to manage the massive traffic around the sink. Models like to “powder” their nose too. Just ask Kate.

Is it possible that Shiloh isn’t the product of Brad Pitt’s “two pounds of cock“? The National Enquirer seems to think so:

“Angelina Jolie has been struggling with the most explosive Hollywood secret ever! Brad Pitt may not be the father of her newborn daughter, a source tells The Enquirer!”

Well, if it’s not Brad Pitt it’s probably Jonny Lee Miller.

[Source: Tabloid Whore]

LINDSAY LOHAN feels like the man when she falls in love, because she can’t stay faithful to her partner.

The MEAN GIRLS star insists she’s too young and has too many crushes to settle down with just one guy.

She tells style magazine Harper’s Bazaar, “I’ve become like the guy in relationships. Lately I just cannot be in a monogamous relationship. But there are people I want to date.”

Umm, what exactly does she mean by “lately“? Did she have a down phase that I missed?

What is Brad Pitt trying to tell us?

“Shiloh Pitt” in Swedish translates as “two pounds of cock”.

Well, I guess she really is daddy’s *little* girl…

[Source: popbitch]

Yes, it’s true. Jess will now only work with female dolphins due to, erm, challenging conditions while filming Flipper.

She revealed: “I don’t know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being.

“And they have long, long … penises.

“I didn’t know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude.

“I think I learned my lesson. I sort of request female dolphins after that because those are horny little b******s.”

I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact Jessica Alba was “hit on” by dolphins or the fact the Brits censor the word “bastards”…

Call it what you want: Deja Vu, Milli Vanilli or Wannabe Blondie. Fact is Paris Hilton is still unbearable and heavily sfx processed (Yes, that’s right! I know all about those little recording studio tricks. I didn’t bang a musician for nothing.)

[Source: Dlisted]

I guess if I were Tom Cruise, I would too:

Insiders reveal that Tom — fed up with what he apparently perceives as persistently lousy press — has started praying for journalists who make negative comments about him. The Lord of Inter-Galactic Cruise Control calls such newsmen “aberrations” — defined by Scientology as those afflicted by “departure from rational thought” — and is praying for the Supreme Being to grant them redemption.

Well Tom, if you’re fed up with your lousy press why not start seeing a shrink and try acting like a sane person for a change?

Remember, if you lose your mind, Xenu will have won.