It looks like Paris Latsis is trying very hard to keep his family in the dark.

Who can blame him?

DON’T hold your breath waiting for the Paris Hilton-Paris Latsis wedding. During the couple’s recent jaunt to Greece, the groom-to-be never even discussed marriage with his father, Grigoris Kasidokostas.

“If he hasn’t discussed this with his own father, how serious could it be?” Kasidokostas asked The Post’s Chris Erikson. “That should tell you the whole story.” […]

What’s more, recent reports that Latsis plunked down $12 million for a Beverly Hills nest for the lovebirds and bought Hilton a $5 million ring are ridiculous, he said.

“All of it is lies,” Kasidokostas declared.

He noted that his son doesn’t have the cash, as the $7.5 billion Latsis family fortune is firmly in control of Latsis’ mother, Mariana, and uncle, Spiro. […]

The father denied his son is the jet-setting playboy depicted in the press: “He’s a very, very good boy… a gentle, down-to-earth boy… not a playboy by any stretch of the imagination. He doesn’t have a lot of experience with women.”

Okay, now THAT I believe!

There’s no way you can get laid in L.A. with a GNR tattoo.

Not. Gonna. Happen.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie will be back for another season of the “Simple Life”, because FOX TV owns their souls:

“We’re not definitive with what direction we want to take that show, but we feel that there’s got to be something there given the fact that both Paris and Nicole are engaged and about to be married,” Ligouri says. Rumors of a wedding-themed “Simple Life” have been swirling since Hilton became engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis; Richie is engaged to DJ Adam Goldstein (aka DJ AM).

Hilton and Richie had a falling out this spring, and although details remain sketchy (”Nicole knows what she did,” Hilton said at the time), there apparently hasn’t been any reconciliation.

Catfights in a wedding dress… It don’t get classier than that. I’ve got my TiVo already set.

Is it me or is Star Magazine full of shit?

As the summer holiday season hots up for the world’s jet-setting celebrities, two of America’s most famous heiresses have descended on super-chic St Tropez.

Sizzling siblings Paris and Nicky Hilton made the most of their glamorous escapade, relaxing on the $30,000-per-night yacht Insignia.

Mmm, looks like the Latsis clan prefers lil Latsis charters a yacht than have the Hiltons set foot on one of theirs.

Can’t really blame them.

According to Star Magazine, Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis‘ big fat Greek wedding is off.

That’s right. It appears these two are through. Over. Kaputt.

Wait a minute. Is that a collective sigh I hear?

Sources say that Hilton’s eagerness to marry the 22-year-old shipping heir caused the blow-up. On July 15 � just two weeks into their vacation � the young couple returned to Athens before Hilton, 24, split.

Latsis was distraught, but his relatives were quite relieved.

I bet they were.