Who wants to audition for Paula?
Finally, Paula Abdul has been “cleared of all allegations”.
Maestro, let the show begin:
SATURDAY’s news brought news that Paula Abdul, after a 600-hour, 31/2-month, 45-person investigation, was cleared of allegations she diddled with that little piggy who went to market Corey Clark.
Umm, judging by the look on her face it appears Paula’s been working up a healthy appetite…
Mommy, that horny woman scares me.








