Bless her heart, Paris will do anything to get her name in the paper and her record produced:

Just when Paris Hilton’s engagement to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis had us all believing that fairytales really can come true, sources say the unregenerated wildchild has given in to her baser instincts and taken up with Scott Storch, the hip-hop superproducer behind her upcoming debut album.

Hilton watchers first noticed the unlikely pairing two weeks ago when Storch squired the heiress to the VMAs�with her devoted fianc� nowhere in sight. “They were holding hands the whole time in Miami and were all over each other,” says one observer. But chatter about the celebutante’s straying ways reached fever pitch at this Saturday’s Play Station Portable fashion show in New York. […]

Storch, 31, spent most of the show backstage with his songbird: “He brought her a bag with a bunch of pink stuff and some shoes,” says another partygoer. “Everyone at the afterparty was talking about them being together. He even led the search effort for her cell phone when she lost it after the show”�proving himself the cool-headed yin to her semi-retarded yang. […]

Asked about Hilton’s latest accessory, her rep, Bob Zimmerman, said coyly, “Paris and Scott are taking advantage of every public opportunity to create buzz for the album he’s producing.” As for Latsis? “They’re still engaged and Paris is still moving forward with the wedding plans.”

What about the other Paris, is he also still moving forward with the wedding plans? Cause we all know it takes two Paris for one white trash wedding…

Well, slap my heiny and call me Suzy. Why would anybody in their right mind wanna mock our precious talented little Paris?? C’mon, that’s just crazy.

Right?

PARIS HILTON is eager to ensure her singing debut is a huge success - because she fears being mocked if it fails.

The hotel heiress began talking about the release of an album more than two years ago, but has yet to release any singles.

And Hilton, who is collaborating with producer SCOTT STORCH and rapper SNOOP DOGG on the project, admits she’s keen to make sure it’s all perfect so that critics aren’t too tough on her.

She says, “I want every song to be great. If they aren’t, people will trash me.”

It’s obvious, she’s the smart one in the family…