“I was in love with her from the start,” [Justin] Timberlake, 25, says in the August issue of GQ. […]

“When we initially parted ways [in 2002], I felt like she had a couple of opportunities to just sort of stick up for me, and she didn’t,” says Timberlake about [Britney] Spears, 24, publicly blaming him for the split. His answer? “I fought back…I came up with a song.” That would be “Cry Me a River,” which called out Spears’ rumored infidelity with his pal Wade Robson (she denied it). […]

Though he says he wishes Spears well, Timberlake calls his first love “so high school,” and refers to his “adult” relationship with Cameron Diaz, 33 (they’ve been together since 2003). “Justin moved on…a long time ago,” says Harless [Justin’s mom].

And so did everybody else it seems. Shitney’s so last century.

[Source: Us Magazine]

UPDATE: We have been notified by Jude Law’s lawyers that our popbitch-referenced sex party story is full of shit. The absence of a nanny theme should’ve ticked us off. Alas, it did not. I guess that’s why they say hindsight is 40/40.

We act for Jude Law. We have written to Popbitch and informed them that this story is completely untrue and highly defamatory of our client. They have confirmed that they are in the process of withdrawing it from their site. Kindly inform us that you will do the same immediately.

Well, what can I say, when a guy doesn’t want to get his freak on, he just doesn’t want to get his freak on. That’s cool. We don’t judge.

Is it possible that Shiloh isn’t the product of Brad Pitt’s “two pounds of cock“? The National Enquirer seems to think so:

“Angelina Jolie has been struggling with the most explosive Hollywood secret ever! Brad Pitt may not be the father of her newborn daughter, a source tells The Enquirer!”

Well, if it’s not Brad Pitt it’s probably Jonny Lee Miller.

[Source: Tabloid Whore]

LINDSAY LOHAN feels like the man when she falls in love, because she can’t stay faithful to her partner.

The MEAN GIRLS star insists she’s too young and has too many crushes to settle down with just one guy.

She tells style magazine Harper’s Bazaar, “I’ve become like the guy in relationships. Lately I just cannot be in a monogamous relationship. But there are people I want to date.”

Umm, what exactly does she mean by “lately“? Did she have a down phase that I missed?

Yes, it’s true. Jess will now only work with female dolphins due to, erm, challenging conditions while filming Flipper.

She revealed: “I don’t know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being.

“And they have long, long … penises.

“I didn’t know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude.

“I think I learned my lesson. I sort of request female dolphins after that because those are horny little b******s.”

I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact Jessica Alba was “hit on” by dolphins or the fact the Brits censor the word “bastards”…

Sienna Miller took love cheat Jude Law back only after he agreed to six ‘commandments’ about his future behaviour, it was revealed yesterday.The actress’s list of stringent conditions include the movie star staying faithful, controlling his temper and not asking her to marry him.

Miss Miller has also made Law list every person he has ever slept with.

She was furious when it was reported at the weekend that he once had a three-in-a-bed session with his ex-wife Sadie Frost and Kate Moss - because the model was not on his list. But he has denied he slept with her. […]

“Sienna believes in monogamy and will not stand for him cheating. And she has told him that he has to control his temper as he often used to shout at her and she will not take it any more.”

However, observers are already speculating that the agreement will never work. “Everyone is joking that she has written her commandments down on a scroll,’ said the source.

“But really Jude will never be able to fulfil these conditions, as they mean him totally changing his character.

What character? Did I miss something?

And I’m not talking about an internship in Hollywood…

The Rolling Stones star Keith Richards is thrilled he has had such phenomenal success with women, because he describes himself as an “ugly son of a b**ch”.

The 62-year-old insists bedding the beauties is simply part of his duty as a rocker, and he knows his iconic persona is the real turn-on.

He says: “I just roll over and say: ‘Love me.’

“I’m an ugly son of a b**ch but I’ve lived with some beautiful women.

“I didn’t do this to get laid but it’s part of the job.”

Okay, just so we’re clear, I got into blogging only for the raucous groupie sex.

Blogger groupies are pure rock-n-roll.

Finally, Paula Abdul has been “cleared of all allegations”.

Maestro, let the show begin:

SATURDAY’s news brought news that Paula Abdul, after a 600-hour, 31/2-month, 45-person investigation, was cleared of allegations she diddled with that little piggy who went to market Corey Clark.

Umm, judging by the look on her face it appears Paula’s been working up a healthy appetite…

Mommy, that horny woman scares me.

Matt LeBlanc seems pretty banged up about the fact that he almost banged a “sexually aggressive” stripper during a recent motorcycle trip in Canada.

Wait, or maybe it was the other way around:

“FRIENDS” star Matt LeBlanc spills his guts to this week’s National Enquirer about how he almost cheated on his wife with a naked stripper at an all-nude club in Victoria, British Columbia. LeBlanc’s strangely fascinating confession � headlined “My Wild Night With a Stripper” � features photos of the unshaven actor holding his head in apparent shame and somberly sitting at a table with Enquirer reporter Steve Dennis. LeBlanc tells the improbable tale of how he was mauled by the “sexually aggressive” stripper while partying at the nudie joint during a motorcycle trip with five buddies. “The stripper was all over me,” LeBlanc claims. “I was drinking, and she was crossing the line… She was in my face, pushing her breasts into me and grabbing my hands to go all over her body. She was telling me to caress her and in my head I’m thinking, ‘What’s going on?’ If I had been sober, perhaps I would have acted quicker, but I was pretty drunk… When I realized the situation that was unfolding I felt I was being careless and irresponsible, and I had to get the hell out of there… I could not wait to get home. The guys said a trap had been set for me and I fell right in it, and that’s why I feel stupid and careless now.”

And horny. Let’s not forget horny.

Who says all Hollywood actresses have to have loose morals to succeed in this town?

Ok, I do.

But I think I need to reevaluate my blanket statement in light of some new information:

Kate Hudson says monogamy is tricky business � but she’s still faithful to her hubby. […]

“I don’t believe (monogamy) is realistic,” Hudson, 26, tells TV’s Access Hollywood. “But, I believe that we, as people, have the power to make it happen.”

Speak for yourself. I’m a lost case.