Paris Hilton pulls out a Val Kilmer
Okay people, brace yourselves! I think we are looking at the first strike (or is it ‘bang’?) of another Paris Hilton sex-tape scandal publicity orgy.
Ummm, at least that’s what my online-german-translator tells me. I think.
It appears, according to this German paper, Paris Hilton is currently busy trying to perfect the dictionary definition of “vengeful bitch” by lusciously leaking disturbing pics of her “I-did-Val-Kilmer-because-he-said-I-was-famous-for nothing” phase.
Well Val, looks to me like she’s famous for being a little vengeful.
But then again, I could be wrong…








