Yes, that’s right! My confidential sources Down Under are telling me that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban might have gotten hitched during an ultra-secret wedding ceremony. It’s very hush-hush so don’t be surprised if don’t get a public confirmation for a couple of days.

Newlyweds Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban spent their first night as husband and wife in Sydney, then jetted off on their honeymoon Monday.

The pair’s all-candlelight ceremony took place just after sundown Sunday night at Sydney, Australia’s Cardinal Cerretti Memorial Chapel on St. Patrick’s Estate at Manly, reps for the couple confirmed to PEOPLE.

This is so exciting, I feel like shitting rainbows.

Oh and in related wedding news, that ugly chick from Desperate Houswives - no, the other one - got married as well.

[Source: People]

Judging by that picture and details of her prenup, it’s Nicole Kidman’s turn to be the Tom creepy guy in the relationship:

The country singer has had to sign a pre-nuptial agreement earning him £350,000 for every year he is with the actress.

But unusually, there is a get-out clause for the Australian star - as the agreement to give him any settlement becomes null and void if the former junkie uses illegal drugs or alcohol to excess.

Talk about taking all the fun out of a relationship…

[Via: A Socialte’s Life]

Who would have thought, Matt gives Project: “Marriage” a greenlight:

Matt Damon and his girlfriend of two years, Luciana Bozan, were married Friday morning in a private ceremony in Manhattan, his publicist confirms to PEOPLE.

This marks the first marriage for the 34-year-old Bourne Identity star. The Argentine-born Bozan, 29, a former bartender who is now an interior designer, has a 7-year-old daughter, Alexia, from a previous relationship.

Well, I guess that’s one way of avoiding diaper patrol Umm, okay, I’ve been informed that Luciana is three months pregnant. My bad. I really got some catching up to do…

This twosome’s days in Hollywood frat boy heaven seem to be over for good:

Sounds like director Kevin Smith is feeling a tad snubbed by his old friend Ben Affleck.

At Monday night’s premiere of “Reel Paradise,” the documentary he produced about a movie maven who screens indie films for the residents of Fiji, Smith riffed on the fact that he wasn’t invited to Affleck’s hush-hush June Caribbean wedding to “Alias” star Jennifer Garner.

“I was supposed to be a groomsman and reader at the [2004] Affleck and [Jennifer] Lopez wedding,” said the director of “Jersey Girl,” Affleck’s catastrophic big-screen pairing with J.Lo., the other Jennifer. “I figure Garner saw me as the curse that jinxed it, and thought, best to keep me as far away from them as possible.”

But is he going to get the newlyweds a wedding present anyway?

Apparently not.

“I’m gonna [have sex with] my wife to celebrate their marriage,” he said. “If it would make her feel better, she can call me Ben and I can call her Jen.” (As if this fantasy couldn’t be any weirder, Smith’s wife is also named Jennifer.)

Smith couldn’t resist elaborating: “It would be the most fictional role-playing ever. I’m no Affleck, which is bad in the bedroom, but good professionally. It’s good not to be Ben Affleck professionally, because then I don’t have to explain ‘Gigli’” � another Affleck bomb co-starring J.Lo. � “for the next ten years.”

Not that he’s bitter or anything.

Did you hear about the ambitious starlet who had no clue?

She slept with the screenwriter!

My boss never gets tired of that joke. I on the other hand think it’s trite and clich�.

In other news, Amanda Peet is set to marry uber-screenwriter David “Stay” Benioff:

Amanda Peet, whose screen love interests have included Ashton Kutcher (A Lot Like Love) and Jack Nicholson (Something’s Gotta Give), has a new leading man in her life: Troy screenwriter David Benioff.

The two are engaged to be married, Peet’s agent, Ame Van Iden, confirms to PEOPLE. Van Iden had no further information on the planned nuptials.

Okay, now I get the joke! That’s clever…