Maybe it’s just me, but I’m starting to believe that the Brits are taking my cues.

I mean, they’ve obviously been working on their blind item skills:

WHICH Hollywood actor is having it away with his girlfriend’s brother?

He only started dating his lovely lady so no questions would be asked about his twice-weekly visits to his secret boyfriend. In return for silence the girl has been promised a “fast track” to A-list status.

I have no idea who this is, but it sure sounds interesting.

The Brits really have to start working on their blind item skills. This is really starting to get pathetic:

WHICH pop singer suffers from the embarrassing condition of stress incontinence? The band member likes to appease her stylist by wearing tight clothing but the ‘leaks’ often show up - and fans were left stunned when she peed herself on stage at a recent gig.

I’ll go with “Black Eye Peed” for 100, Bob.

[image via D*ana’s Dirt]

I’m sooo not touching this one:

WHICH closeted leading man is smitten with a very hunky � but sadly straight � production assistant on the set of his new movie? The star keeps meeting the poor aide at the door of his trailer dressed only in a small towel and visibly aroused.

Small towels for small people, I guess.

This one’s a bit tricky, but at least it’s not as watered-down as the last one:

WHICH Hollywood honcho married to the president of a star’s production company is in rehab for drug abuse? Sadly, word is he won’t have his job when he gets out… WHICH chic South Beach hotel employs a handsome masseur who is famous for delivering “happy endings” to female clients? The hotel either doesn’t know or doesn’t care — but more than a few wives of high-profile guests have been singing his praises… WHICH heads of talent agencies are looking to cash out? They’ve been quietly asking around for buyers for their agencies, much to their employees’ ignorance. Seems they’re sick of standing on the sidelines, working like dogs to make a mere $5 million a year.

a) I have a hunch, but, as far as I know, his wife’s not a president.
b) I know two, which one is she referring to?
c) What is ICM?

I love blind items, but only if they’re well-written:

WHICH Hollywood diva marched into a swanky R&B club in London and demanded they play a dance track? After the DJ threw a strop, holy war broke out and the star was turfed out on her ear…

Mmm… Who is Lindsay Lohan?

“Hollywood diva” covers a big-ass terrain. They really need to be a tad more specific…

[image via Junk Feud]