Yup, it’s true. Hit me up with an offer if you’re interested in taking over and continuing the Famed Trash legacy.

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Now that the whole Snakes on a Plane buzz is coming to an end, we thought we would do the Hollywood thing and try to cash in like the greedy punks that we are. Yeah, turns out the corporate jet lease is due, but our credit cards are maxed out. Good times. I guess time really does fly when you travel at the speed of sound…

Well, anywho, our initial plan was to just take a stroll down the street and hit the small bank with the funny roof. I know what you’re thinking: Awesome! Yeah, for some odd reason our parents were not that stoked. Word is they would not bail us out this time. Fuckers. So now we’re off to Plan B: Selling crappy tees over the internet.

Go ahead. Help a brother out. My lawyer says I’m too cute for prison. Buy some authentic Phfoker Gear. Fast!

So the big guys over at the Phfoker bunker have just notified me that they’ve managed to recruit another victim into their devious circle of doom:

Moe Slitz is an uncompromising blog that deals with all the stuff that really matters. What’s that, you ask? D’uh! Babes, booze and the creative wisdom on how to efficiently combine the two, of course.

What can I say, Moe Slitz is all about having a good time. Welcome to the party, pal.

I like parties. This sounds promising.

Good times, everybody. I have found a new partner in crime - a self-proclaimed “gossip junkie” and “mean girl” from the “Valley”.

Say hello to Jaime, our new resident editor evil.

Well, I guess it’s a good thing I’m not Fergie; otherwise, this could have triggered a very messy day at the office:

Though traditional gossip rags have long been a staple of supermarket shelves, in recent months the Internet has blossomed with Web sites dedicated to tracking the stars. Though an exact count is hard to make, an online tour shows their growing popularity.

Want to know where Jennifer Garner shops for groceries? Check www.hollywoodrag.com. Wonder what Tara Reid looks like after a night on the town? Take a peek at www.celebrityscum.com. With names like Glitterati, Famed Trash and Junk Feud, blogs air juicy snippets of celebrity life such as the latest romance rumors and photos of the stars’ dirty laundry.

Yep, dirty laundry indeed.