Yes, that’s right, people love the dude.
Well okay, umm, that’s if you ignore the fact that 44% hate Owen Wilson and all his peacock-nosed ‘Frat Pack’ buddies.
I gotta be honest, I don’t see what all the fuss is about with this blond, shaggy-haired yoga fucker and his shlocky comedy posse.
What am I missing here?
Is it the fame, fortune and dashing good looks, eh, some other redeeming quality I don’t know about?
Jen’s not gonna like this, but it’s time to face the awful truth:
People dig Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt.
A lot!
These two are like cream butter on a sizzling steak.
…like French toast on a Sunday morning.
…like a Banana Berry smoothie on a hot summer day.
…like a– Well, I think you get the idea.
Brad and Angelina are the kryptonite of celebrity couples!
Congrats for a job well done.
P.S. It sure sucks to be Orlando and Kate.
I was convinced these two would be a winning combo.
I guess I was wrong.
*shrugs*
Better luck next time…
According to our latest poll, you the voters feel that Paris Hilton is obnoxious.
And I mean, OB-NOXIOUS!
Nobody else gets even remotely close to her level of obnoxious-ness, which by the way I’m sure is all just part of her “I’m gonna be a brand” business plan.
Our #2 is another no-brainer: Ashlee Simpson.
And #3 is the obnoxious threesome: Jessica, Britney and Lindsay.
P.S. I know what you’re thinking. No, I didn’t fudge the numbers. Yes, the poll is really that creepy. Deal with it!
Given the recent rumors of a miscarriage, this poll might seem uncannily well-timed or a tad bit unfortunate.
I guess it depends on how you look at it.
Either way, feel free to blame me for my prodigious ability to capture the Zeitgeist with my keyboard.
It doesn’t matter how I twist these numbers, thanks to you all the fact won’t change: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie are having wild, passionate sex!
Who needs hard facts when you can vote on it on the internet?
I know I don’t.
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